The Most Delicious Turkey Leg

Marianne first saw it on Alfred Hitchcock Presents. A woman hit her philandering husband in the head with a frozen leg of lamb, killed him, and later served the meat to the police, obliterating all the evidence.

She thought about it as she scrutinized her lazy husband sitting in front of the TV with a beer in his hand, his belly hanging over his lap, and halitosis so bad it could choke a skunk. She pondered nineteen long years of being called fat, dumb, and useless. As she walked into the kitchen to defrost something for dinner, she wondered if the frozen turkey leg would work as well as the leg of lamb.

It did.