That new kid is hot. Steve. And Hugo is hot. Very hot. And Nina’s husband is hot. Graham. I have to try to find some more of his porn movies. He was very, very hot. Maybe I could show them to Hugo and he’d get hot. What would I show them on? I don’t have a video player here. Or a DVD player.
I’d like to make a movie with the three of them. I can just see it. Graham is topping Steve. Steve has Hugo in his mouth. Then I come in. In my black leather outfit. I pull open the crotch flap. They all get excited.
Who am I kidding? They’d probably all get up and run out the door. Like the guy I contacted on the Internet just before I left New York. He shows up at the door and says, “You don’t look a lot like your picture.” And I say, “Does that mean you’re not going to suck my cock?” Some people have a lot of nerve. He went right home.
That game was interesting. Why would people choose some of the things they did? The Comte . . . Andre . . . and all those things that live underwater. Maybe he’s into water sports. And I don’t mean swimming. I could piss all over him. In fact, I’d like to. For any number of reasons.
What a cold fish. Well, exactly. Maybe Hugo isn’t so dumb with that game. I’ll bet I could fuck the Comte. Comtesse or not, I think he’s up for it. I think I’ll give it a try just so I can say I’ve fucked the French nobility. I know exactly how those guys are. The lights go out. They’re all over the place pulling their butt open. The lights go on and they’re all lah-dee-dah, do we really know each other? I think I’ll punish the Comte. I’ll bet he’d like it. He’d like it fine.
And Nina wants to be an ant. Imagine running around carrying stuff ten times her size. I picked all the right things. You’ve got to be ready to attack at all times. Claw your way to the top. Or to the bottom. As seems to be the case right now. To think I started my career directing Maureen Stapleton in Tennessee William’s Summer and Smoke. And here I am in the French boondocks starting out a season directing a bunch of kids in The Trojan Women. Most of them have no idea that you can get men to toe the line by not letting them fuck you. They’ve never even fucked, for Chrissake. I was just being smart when I told Cranston Muller what I’d like to do for a season here. He thought it was very classy. Everyone else wanted to direct Annie. They were right with this little bunch of losers. But hell, at least I’m going to get the chance to direct a lot of stuff I’ve never directed before. The Trojan Women is just a lot of big speeches, and Estelle Anderson can do most of that. She probably did The Trojan Women in front of Lincoln. But I think I’ll have Hugo and Steve play their roles as though maybe they could start to fall in love with each other. And that would make the whole premise of the play ridiculous. The whole premise of the play is ridiculous. It takes place in Greece for Chrissake. Do you think those guys cared if the women decided not to put out? Not with all those gorgeous young guys hanging around.
You know, this is really an interesting slant. The yokels here are never going to get it anyway. I’ll tape it and maybe Cranston will be interested to try it Off-Broadway this winter. I could use the same cast. Hugo and Steve would be a sensation in those tunics. And Estelle could play down to fifty. All right, sixty. There’s an “older women and younger men” slant here, too.
And once we wrap this up, we can start thinking about Phedre with that stupid Balnéaire woman. Maybe I’ll do it the way they did Tiger at the Gates way back. When Diane Cilento played Helen of Troy like Marilyn Monroe. That was really interesting. Diane was married to Sean Connery at the time. Wonder why that didn’t work out? Wonder whatever happened to Diane? I hope she married a millionaire and said “Fuck it.”