- ½. sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
- 1. holding hands
- 2. arm around
- 3. goodnight kiss
- 4. kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
- 4 1/2. hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
- 5. open mouth kissing
- 6. tongues
- 6½. ear snogging
- 6¾. neck nuzzling
- 7. upper body fondling—outdoors
- 8. upper body fondling—indoors (in bed)
- Virtual number 8. When your upper body is not
actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggee’s head.
- 9. below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jools.)
- 10. the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)