CHAPTER TWELVE

DEEP DOODOO

I DIDN’T NEED to understand Aramaic to know we were in deep doodoo.

The guards’ leader was maybe seven feet tall. An evil, gap-toothed smile shone through a black beard as thick as steel wool. He jabbered orders to us, waited while we stared uncomprehendingly, then jabbered something else. “I think he’s trying out different languages,” Aly murmured, “to figure out which one we speak.”

“When does he get to English?” Marco asked.

Trembling, Cass lifted his hands over his head. “We. Come. In. Peace!”

The men raised their spears, tips to Cass’s face.

“Never mind,” he squeaked.

The leader gestured toward the city, growling. We walked, our hands quivering fearfully over our heads. As we reached the bridge over the moat, I peered downward. The moat’s water churned with the action of long, leathery snouts. It was muddy and blood-red.

“C-c-crocodiles,” Cass said.

I closed my eyes and breathed hard, thinking of the man who had jumped in. “What kind of place is this, anyway?” I murmured.

“Definitely not Disney World,” Marco replied.

The city’s outer wall towered over us. The entrance gate was more like a long entrance chamber, tiled with bright blue brick. Every few feet there was a carved relief of an animal—oxen, horses, and a fantastical beast that looked like a four-legged lizard. As we trudged through the tunnel, people backed away, staring. On the other side, we emerged onto a narrow dirt street lined with simple mud-brick buildings. Next to one building, a man sheared a sheep while a boy giggled and held tufts to his chin, baahing.

The guards pushed us to move fast. The city was vast, the streets narrow. As we walked silently on pebbly soil, I could feel the glare of eyes from windows all around us. After about fifteen minutes, I could feel myself slowing down in the noonday sun. The heat was unbearable, the closely packed mud-brick houses seeming to trap it and radiate it back into our faces. We stopped to drink from a barrel, and a carriage trundled by, pulled by a wiry slave and carrying a round-faced man with a big belly. From here, I could see another high wall, leading to some inner part of the city. The great tower was beyond that. “Is that the Tower of Babel?” I asked.

“Maybe,” Aly said. “But I don’t think they’d take us there. I think it’s some kind of religious place.”

“Religious places were sacrificial sites,” Cass piped up. “Where living things were slaughtered in public!”

“Brother Cass, you are a glass-totally-empty kind of guy,” Marco said.

A gust of desert wind brought the smell of fried meat straight down the city road. I could barely keep the drool inside my mouth.

The guards prodded us to move faster. It became clear that the smell was coming from the other side of Wall Number Two, which was looming over the houses now. It was much taller and fancier than the outer wall, maybe four stories high. The bricks were glazed shiny and seemed to be made of a smoother, finer material. “The high-rent district,” Marco whispered, as we followed the guards over another moat bridge.

“Where the awilum live,” Aly remarked.

The guards nodded.

“Show-off,” Cass said.

The bridge was jammed with wealthy-looking people. We nearly collided with a Jabba the Hutt lookalike and a lackey who followed him with a platter of food. Chariots creaked to and fro.

On the other side of the gate the delicious smells hit us like a thick slap. We emerged into a circular plaza about three city blocks wide, packed with people—women with urns on their heads, hobbling old men, turbaned young guys arguing fiercely, barefoot kids playing games with pebbles. The awilum obviously liked to protect their market by making sure it was inside the wall. The people behind the stalls, the deliverers, even the wealthy patrons were not much taller than I was. Stalls sold every kind of merchandise—food, spices, animal skins, knives, and clothing. Despite the wealth and the abundance of food, a clutch of ragged-looking people begged for money along the edges of the crowd.

Not far from us, a barrel-chested guy cried out to customers as he grilled an entire lamb on a spit. The head guard gestured toward it. “Souk!”

Marco gestured to his belly. “Yes! Hunger definitely souks!”

At Marco’s shout, the guards pointed their swords. The crowd fell slowly silent. “Sorry,” Marco said, his hands in the air. “I hope I didn’t offend.”

The head guard grabbed a pile of grilled lamb from a souk stand. Eyeing Marco warily, he grunted toward the other guards, who each helped themselves to food. Then they pushed us forward, not bothering to pay.

“That was cruel,” Aly said.

“Corruption always is,” Cass said.

“Not that,” Aly said. “I meant hogging all the food.”

The guards pushed us onward, our stomachs grumbling, down a narrow road past tight-packed houses. We headed up a hill toward the huge central tower, the ziggurat. It seemed to grow as we approached, its many windows whistling eerily as they caught the desert breezes. It may have been ten stories high, but looming over the squat houses the ziggurat looked like the Empire State Building. With windows spiraling up to a tapered top, it was like a giant, finely sculpted sand castle.

It was gated too, and surrounded by lawns and flower beds. As we got closer, I realized it was even wider than I’d thought, maybe a city block across.

“How exactly did they do sacrifices?” Cass said nervously. “Did they carve out the hearts while you were alive, or put you to sleep first?”

“We haven’t done anything to make them want to sacrifice us,” Aly said. “This city was ruled by the Code of Hammurabi, which was fair and reasonable. Sacrifice was not part of the punishment.”

“Just stuff like, you know, selling people into slavery,” Marco said. “Cutting off fingers. Like that.”

Cass held up his hands, giving them a mournful stare. “G-G-Good-bye, old friends.”

The guards pushed us through an entryway into a high-ceilinged room with brightly glazed walls. It was way longer side-to-side than it was deep. The windows let in a soft gray light, and candle flames flickered in wall sconces. We walked on finely detailed carpets past a sculpture of open-mouthed fish spouting water into a marble fountain. Serving maids with braided hair and long gowns carried trays back and forth, and four old men chiseled fine symbols onto stones. We walked into another chamber, where an ancient man sat at a marble table. After giving us a long, shocked look, he tottered off down a long hallway.

“How do you say, ‘Where’s the boys’ room?’ in Aramaic?” Marco said.

“Not now, Marco!” Aly said.

Moments later the old man reappeared at the door and said something to the guards. They pushed us forward again.

“Look, Hercules, I’m getting tired of this. I have to pee,” Marco said.

The guard moved his face right up close to Marco. Pointing to the room behind the door, he said, “Nabu-na’id.”

“Wait,” Cass said. “Isn’t that the same as King Nabonidus? I thought the Tower of Babel wasn’t the palace.”

“Guess Nabo did a makeover,” Marco said.

We turned toward the jewel-encrusted archway of the inner chamber. The guard smacked the end of his sword on the ground, and it echoed dully. We began to walk forward again.

We were going before the king.