Time Travelers often keep detailed diaries of their adventures. They do it, as much as anything else, as a way to keep track of their own timelines, and, perhaps, to keep from losing their minds in the face of it all. It doesn’t always work. The following narrative has been largely pieced together from the diaries of two such travelers, Larry and Ishmael. Some gaps are filled in from documents found in the Cross-Time Coordinating Agency Archives. Other bits are just made up, but they’re probably close to what actually happened, or will happen, or was heroically prevented from happening. Sadly, the jury is out on whether these two managed to make it out with their minds intact.

-Lizzabits Wal, witness to history and library intern at the Cross-Time Coordinating Agency Archives