This fake bird poop looks just like the real thing. Make sure you wait for it to dry completely so it won’t make a stain. Then leave it on someone’s hat or jacket or on your parents’ car windshield and watch their feathers get ruffled.
what you need
* White puff paint (sold at craft stores)
* White glue (Elmer’s or a similar brand)
* Disposable plastic cup or bowl
* Plastic spoon
* Waxed paper
* Salt
* Pepper
EW! WARNING
This prank is pretty gross, so choose your victim wisely. Pick someone who laughs hysterically at fart jokes and other bathroom humor—not the crank who gives you a withering look of disgust.
what you do
THE SETUP
1 Mix equal parts of puff paint and glue together in the cup or bowl.
2 Pour a drop of the paint/glue mixture onto a piece of waxed paper. Try to get the shape of a bird dropping. If your victim is extremely gullible, you can make a very large bird dropping.
3 Take a pinch of salt in your fingers and scatter just a few grains on the paint. Do the same thing with the pepper. Don’t use too much!
4 When the paint is completely dry (it may take three or four days), use your fingernail to peel it off the waxed paper.
PULL THE PRANK
1 Put the dropping on a car windshield or anywhere else a bird might do its business. You might need to put a small piece of rolled-up tape on the bottom to make it stay put.
2 If you decided to make a very large bird dropping—or you leave lots of smaller ones—get really excited when your victim discovers the poopy gift, and say that you recently heard a news report about a new variety of pigeon in the area that produces record-setting amounts of turds.