Fake dog poop is a prank that never seems to grow old (unlike real dog poop). In fact, the S. S. Adams Company (see page 75) first started selling rubber dog doo more than 70 years ago and hasn’t stopped. You can make your own fake poop using the following recipe. Then leave a pile on the front stoop, the bathroom floor, or anyplace else where it will catch someone’s attention. You can also use your fake dog doo to make a delicious “new” candy called Minturds (see page 54), using the cutout label (print the download for Prank #21 found here: workman.com/ebookdownloads).
BEWARE!
This prank may cause a mess. Be prepared to clean Up!
what you need
* A bowl
* A tablespoon
* A mixing spoon
* 3 to 4 tablespoons peanut butter
* 4 tablespoons chocolate syrup
* 1 tablespoon flour
* Sugar (white or brown)
EW! WARNING
This prank is pretty gross, so choose your victim wisely. Pick someone who laughs hysterically at fart jokes and other bathroom humor—not the crank who gives you a withering look of disgust.
what you do
THE SETUP
1 In a bowl, mix the peanut butter and the chocolate syrup together. Add more syrup if you need to until it’s the right shade of brown.
2 Gradually mix in the flour, adding small amounts until the mixture has the consistency of cookie dough.
3 Add a little sugar to give it texture.
4 Roll the mixture into pooplike logs.
PULL THE PRANK
1 Arrange the pieces of fake poop in a pile in the driveway, on top of your parents’ car, or wherever else you think it will get noticed. Use your imagination. But also use your common sense: It’s sticky stuff, so don’t put it where it will be hard to clean up, like on a rug or sofa—or your sister’s bed.