Greetings,

Were you recently the victim of a prank? Did you feel embarrassed, humiliated, angry, or just plain stupid? Did you suffer damage to your property, clothing, reputation, or rear end? If so, you are not alone. Thousands of innocent people get pranked every day by people who can find nothing better to do with their time. We know, because we have helped them. And we can help you.

Prank Victim’s Revenge, Inc. helps you get back at the person who pranked you. Whether someone stuck a High-Five Me! sign on your back, short-sheeted your bed, or had a truckload of cow manure delivered to your house, we will create the perfect revenge prank for your situation. Our staff of retired lawyers and former circus performers will execute the payback prank for you, so you don’t have to stoop to the level of your perpetrator.

Don’t wait! The sooner you get revenge, the better you’ll feel. And the perpetrator will quickly move on to other targets so you can return to your regular, boring life.

Call 1-555-PRNK to talk to an agent now! Ask about our SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY RATE! You get TWO customized revenge pranks and THREE prank phone calls to the target of your choice, PLUS a protective plastic coat, ALL for just $129.95! REVENGE IS JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY.

Very sincerely yours,

E. Z. Hokes

President and Chief Prank Officer

Prank Victim’s Revenge, Inc.

66 Battery Park

Amityville, NY