Here’s a few belly-bungling jokies to put you in a chirpish-type mood …
Q. Why couldn’t Bilge, Spit and Blister play cards?
A. Because they were sitting on the deck.
Q. Which part of a gundiskump weighs the most?
A. Its scales.
Q. What lies at the bottom of the Undersea and shakes?
A. A nervous wreck.
Q. What is a gundiskump’s favourite meal?
A. Fish and ships.
Q. How do you talk to a gundiskump at the bottom of the Undersea?
A. Drop him a line.