Who’s Knocking - Part 1

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abbot.

Abbot who?

Abbot you don’t know who this is!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Freighter.

Freighter who?

Freighter open the door, are you?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!