Animals

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I’ll be right over.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Althea.

Althea who?

Althea later alligator!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jaws.

Jaws who?

Jaws truly!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

Are you an owl?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

The impatient cow.

The impatient cow...

(interrupting) Mooooo!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and OPEN THIS DOOR!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana hold your hand!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rhino.

Rhino who?

Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cuckoo Catch.

Cuckoo Catch Who?

(sing) Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know...