Food and Drink

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doctor.

Doctor who?

No, Dr. Pepper!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut worry, it’s just a Knock, knock. joke!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I’d prefer a peanut.

Knock, knock.!

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Butter.

Butter who?

Butter open quick, I’m desperate for the bathroom!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dimitri.

Dimitri who?

Dimitri is where di burgers grow!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce try this again tomorrow.