Bridget Jones’s Men

I step from the shower to the sound of

voices down the hall. Mom and Aunt Rita

talking about the men in Bridget Jones’s life.

Specifically, their personal preferences.

I stand there, dripping and amused, until

I hear Mom declare that, “Firth is hotter.”

That is the point when I step into my room

laughing out loud, struck by how much

they sound like teenage girls.

 

It is funny until later when I am texting

Christine about it and she texts back:

“I guess your mom will start

dating one of these days.”