The BBC Report - Wire Release
T he new pope is about to turn the tables of politics upside down!
Angelo Cardone, the new and youngest, pope to date, has an eccentric and unmatched personality. Other than allowing music in his speech and speaking like a ten-year old, Cardone is suggesting new ways to face terrorism.
Unconventional, unacceptable, and borderline insane ways.
The problem is that the crowd likes him — in other words, they ‘dig’ him.
All over the world, fans of Cardone have expressed their support for his ideas. After the Queen’s sudden assassination by the ruthless Pillar, many citizens have sought a clear and blunt revenge on the war on terror. Within minutes of Cardone’s speech at the Vatican, people all over the world have declared their loyalty to him. This is a one of a kind and unprecedented incident. From Zimbabwe to Mexico, followers are gathered on social networks ready to hear more from him. In fact, they’re ready to do what he wants.
Authorities and governments are increasingly worried by what’s happening, but it seems like they have little to contribute at the moment. The Queen’s blood is still fresh and the world governments are debating a swift solution. They’ve been in meetings for hours, discussing the situation at the Radcliffe Asylum, and what to do about it.
So far, the verdict is to attack the asylum within an hour and a half, unless the meetings result in a different point of view.
As for Angelo Cardone, he has just declared he has a solution for people to take their lives back. He has proposed the most preposterous and concerning so-called solution ever.
A new religion. One he claims stems from an imaginary Wonderland and has been discreetly followed by some for two hundred years.
Stay tuned for more — until then, you could buy our new Angelo Cardone toy figures for your kids to fight evil. They’re cheaper and better looking than your average Star Wars puppets.
The world has gone mad — End of Wire Release.