The BBC Report
T he Wonderland War — or in other words World War III
In what experts call World War III, we’re now witnessing a global attempt to kill every terrorist in the world. It’s not an attempt by a government or militants. It’s the people’s choice to end the insanity once and for all.
They call it the Wonderland War, where Wonderlanders are insane individuals threatening our world, and the people are the sane ones who make judgment. We’re not even sure what the war is about, but the common answer is ‘the most precious thing.’
In this war, led by a funky pope with a scary grin and sponsored by a shady organization called Black Chess, it’s hard to tell who from who.
Who is mad? Who is not?
Or is it like Angelo Cardone, the new pope, likes to say? ‘We’re all mad here.’
End of News — but not of madness.