Bbc Report
W ORLD WAR III is now official.
Countries from all over the world announced their willingness for participating in a world war. Though most events occur in Britain, other countries took sides. Some with, some against, the Inklings.
It’s important to know that the Inklings have also disappeared. This didn’t stop people from taking sides. Every neighborhood in Britain has either allies to the gambit or enemies. The killing in the streets is simply because of people taking a side. Of course, some of the killings is pure vandalism or marauders wreaking havoc.
The White House announced previous collaborations with the late Queen of England. A meeting that had taken place a few months ago discussed the possibilities of such a war. The White House fully supports Black Chess, the name the Queen of England had given to the collective governments fighting terrorism all over the world.
On the other hand, Wikileaks produced contradicting documents about Black Chess being what they called Wonderlanders, a different race from us, which lived in Lewis Carroll’s Wonderland — because guess what, Wonderland is real.
Though absurd, a New York Times pointed at the factuality of the Wikileaks papers. The unusual events happening in England the last few weeks suggest a mystery that needs solving: are we living alone on this planet, or do we share it with other races from other realms?
The Washington Post published an article about two children witnessing the man called Pillar da Killa, alive and kicking near a bar in downtown London. The investigation hasn’t confirmed the incident yet.
A blog post by an underground revolutionist exposed the fabricated events about the disappearance of the Inspector Dormouse who’s been after Pillar da Killa a few weeks ago. The blog post explains that the man buried in Dormouse’s grave is one of the officers who’d died in a bank robbery a few weeks earlier. Meaning Dormouse was never really killed by the Pillar.
It’s also a common public question: who saved the Inklings in the river near the Asylum. How does this terrorist group own a ‘mute’ helicopter that helped them escape?
Side news: with all that’s going on in Britain, an incredible number of Lewis Carroll’s books Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass have been purchased the last few days. The books had recently been named the second most sold book — never out of print — after the Bible. Now it’s number one. (Sorry Jesus)
Why purchase endless numbers of these books in paperback — in an age where ebooks would suffice — is still a mystery to everyone.
The BBC will be back in the 6 O’Clock new — and maybe not.