CHAPTER 2

As we rode down the elevator, my head was spinning with how to break the news to Frankie. But truthfully, all I could think of were the millions of ways a new baby could mess up his life forever and beyond that.

TEN WAYS A NEW BABY CAN MESS UP A KID’S LIFE

1. You’re having a messy sandwich, you reach for a napkin, and you grab a used diaper instead.
2. I can’t go on with this list. I’m still recovering from Number One. (No pun intended.)