Heuristic for the Nearsighted

For years I felt below snuff, stacked

one improbable sky atop another,

carried nails in a fish net, forced

myself to use a rotary phone for the routine

payment of bills. Campaign with no

election, or rather a daily election

in which said candidate replaces

his platform with a mirror because

people can see in mirrors, especially when

there’s several mirrors, or better,

one mirror, the very last authentic

mirror, starlets tossing their shades

for a watery glimpse. Where was I?

Yes—the necessity of error. Two

eyes are definitely better. Third eye

for cosmic measure. But four’s a crowd, I thought.

To hell with four! On the other hand, taking notes

in Old Testament Greek is difficult

without them. Correction: Four

is Four-ever! Everybody likes old four-eyes.

Who once was verboten, now’s cool.

Better to be insufficient, than forgotten.

In this way, we move forward.

Down on all fours, sweet Lord, for you.