You will dine well chez moi, my Fabullus
In a few days, gods willing –
But only if you bring with you a tasty big
Dinner – and don’t forget a sparkling girl
And wine and salt and all the laughter.
If you bring these, as I say, my charmer,
You will dine well. For the wallet
Of your Catullus is full of cobwebs.
In return you will have unadulterated sex
Or whatever is more luscious or refined:
For I will give you the scent that
The Venuses and Cupids gave my girl,
And when you smell it, you will ask the gods
To make you, Fabullus, all nose.