I put myself and my love in your hands,
Aurelius. I ask a modest favour:
If ever in your heart you have yearned
To desire something that is pure and intact,
Keep the boy safe for me,
I don’t mean from the public – I have no fear
Of them, passing through the piazza, here one moment,
There the next, buried in their own business –
But from you and your penis, that’s what I fear,
A danger to good boys and bad alike.
Go seduce whomever you please, as you please,
As often as you wish, whenever you’re out,
Only make this one boy an exception,
A modest request, I believe.
But if a cruel mind and rampant desire
Drive you to commit such a crime
Against me, you bastard,
Then I pity you and your hideous fate.
For your feet will be bound and your backdoor
Pushed open so radishes and mullets can run you through.