I shall fuck you anally and orally
Cock-in-mouth Aurelius and sodomite Furius,
Since you judge me by my short poems
Because they are sexy, not pure enough.
It is only right that a poet is restrained and proper
In himself but there is no need at all for his
Little poems to be so.
What’s more they have salt and elegance
Despite being sexy and not pure enough
And even have the power to inspire the urge for sex –
I don’t mean in boys, but in those hoary old men
Who struggle to raise their cocks up hard.
And because you read of many thousands of kisses
You think me barely male?
I shall fuck you anally and orally.