I did not think anything could distinguish (so may the gods love me)
Whether I was smelling the mouth or anus of Aemilius.
The former is no cleaner, the latter no dirtier,
Though actually his anus must be the cleaner and preferable –
For it does not have teeth. Indeed, his mouth has gums,
Old like a wagon box, with teeth a foot-and-a-half long.
What’s more when he smiles his mouth is like the
Open cunt of a peeing mule on heat.
He fucks many women and makes himself out to be charming.
Is he not delivered by mill-turning ass?
If any girl touches him, should we not think her capable
Of licking the arsehole of a diseased executioner?