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AN ENDORSEMENT FROM A FAMOUS ROFFLESNERK CUSTOMER
‘Do you want to know my favourite time of the year? I’ll give you a hint. It’s not Christmas. It’s not even the opening of duck-hunting season. No, it’s that magical time of year when Rofflesnerk & Co. release their annual mail order joke catalogue.
‘Along with eating Christmas pudding and firing upon ducks with my blunderbuss, one of my greatest pleasures in life is skimming through a Rofflesnerk & Co. joke catalogue and seeing what those japesters at Rofflesnerk have cooked up this time around. Those tantalising titles! The promise of hysterical laughter at yet another perfect Rofflesnerk punchline! Information about how much the joke costs!
‘But don’t let it be said that I’m a mere window shopper. No! I’ve sent away for so many Rofflesnerk jokes, I’m surprised there’s any left in their warehouse! Truth be told, Rofflesnerk jokes have got me out of many a creative pickle. Whenever I’m stuck writing one of my acclaimed works of humorous fiction, I turn to Rofflesnerk. They’ve always got the perfect joke to turn a Chris Miles story from pretty damn funny to almost unbelievably funny.’
CHRIS MILES
Author of the novel Spurt and a brand-new work entitled ‘An endorsement from a famous Rofflesnerk customer’, which features in an advertisement announcing the latest Rofflesnerk & Co. mail order joke catalogue, which features in Funny Bones, which features in your hands at the moment, probably.
