What do you call a hippo with a cold?

A hipposnotamus

What do you call a hippo with bad gas?

A hippobotamus

What do you call a hippo with chickenpox?

A hippospotamus

What do you call a hippo with a messy room?

A hippolotamus

What do you call a hippo that won’t brush its hair?

A hippoknotamus

What do you call a hippo with a pimple?

A hippolotapus

What do you call a hippo on the run?

A hippogotabus

What do you call a hippo riding a horse?

A hippotrotamus

What do you call a hippo that likes to sail?

A hippoyachtamus

What do you call a hippo on the beach?

A hippohotamus

What do you call a hippo wearing a kilt?

A hipposcotamus

What do you call a hippo with a cunning plan?

A hippoplotamus

What do you call a hippo in space?

A hipponautamus

What do you call a hippo that lives next door?

Fiona