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10 THINGS YOU CAN STILL AVOID KNOWING ABOUT ANTS IF YOU JUST STOP READING NOW

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1 If you were to take all the ants found in an average ant colony and place them end to end, you’d lose your mind. It’s really hard.

2 The average house ant is called Desmond.

3 Ants are not cool with being stepped on.

4 Ants are terrible spellers.

5 Sometimes, if no other ants are around, an ant will try to moonwalk.

6 Red wood ants are surprisingly fond of Christmas.

7 Ants think all the other ants are gross.

8 There’s a kind of ant called the‘yellow crazy ant’. Really. They’re horrible little creatures.

9 Do you know about space ants? No? Ah, never mind.

10 If an ant invites you to its birthday party, don’t go. Trust me on this.