10 THINGS YOU CAN STILL AVOID KNOWING ABOUT ANTS IF YOU JUST STOP READING NOW
1 If you were to take all the ants found in an average ant colony and place them end to end, you’d lose your mind. It’s really hard.
2 The average house ant is called Desmond.
3 Ants are not cool with being stepped on.
4 Ants are terrible spellers.
5 Sometimes, if no other ants are around, an ant will try to moonwalk.
6 Red wood ants are surprisingly fond of Christmas.
7 Ants think all the other ants are gross.
8 There’s a kind of ant called the‘yellow crazy ant’. Really. They’re horrible little creatures.
9 Do you know about space ants? No? Ah, never mind.
10 If an ant invites you to its birthday party, don’t go. Trust me on this.