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GETTING STARTED

You don’t need a licence to keep a dinosaur. Dinosaurs don’t know how to drive.

If your new dinosaur smells too much, you can try covering its nose.

If your new dinosaur appears unsettled, hide! Quickly!

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FEEDING YOUR DINOSAUR

To test if your dinosaur is vegetarian, ask someone else to lie down on a plate.

Dinosaurs eat raw meat because they don’t know how to cook.

To make your dinosaur stew, keep it waiting for hours.

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DINING OUT WITH YOUR DINOSAUR

It only takes two words to invite a Tyrannosaurus Rex to dinner: Tea Rex?

If your dinosaur refuses to leave the house, it’s probably already fed up with people.

Angry dinosaurs should be served anything they want!

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KEEPING YOUR DINOSAUR HEALTHY

If your pet seems unwell, check for dino-sores.

Give sneezing pets plenty of room.

If you think your pet might vomit, run for cover.

TRAINING YOUR DINOSAUR

Dinosaurs that catch the bus must learn not to shake it.

Dinosaurs that take the train home must learn to return it.

Dinosaurs that run away with the circus must learn that it’s not acceptable to steal the show.

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EXERCISING YOUR DINOSAUR

Dinosaurs like to play squash.

Their favourite game is swallow the leader.

Some dinosaurs find dancing difficult. This is because they have two left feet.

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ESCAPING DINOSAURS

Triceratopses don’t go far because they’re usually spotted.

At night, missing dinosaurs can be found – in the dark.

To find a dinosaur princess, follow the dinosaur prints.

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OTHER COMMON QUESTIONS

What if my dinosaur steps on my friend?

Then you’ll have a flat mate.

What if my dinosaur steps on my car?

Then you’ll need a new car.

How can I stop my dinosaur from wrecking the front yard?

Keep it round the back.

IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION

Dinosaurs make energetic and exciting pets, but they can be dangerous. All potential hazards can be easily avoided if you plan ahead. And get a dog!

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