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My pet is not a dog.

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My pet is not a cat.

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My pet is not a giant snake that feeds upon wild rats.

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My pet is not a bird.

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My pet is not a horse.

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My pet is not a bunny, but you knew that, of course.

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My pet is not a fish.

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My pet is not a mouse.

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My pet is not a hamster with a shoebox for a house.

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So now you know what my pet is not, shall I tell you what he is?

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My pet is … snot.

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His name is Spot.

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I found him in my nostril slot.

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When I got him, he was sticky,

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But now he’s hard and dry.

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And later when I’m hungry, I’ll eat him in a pie.

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Goodbye, Spot the snot.

Goodbye.

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