My pet is not a dog.
My pet is not a cat.
My pet is not a giant snake that feeds upon wild rats.
My pet is not a bird.
My pet is not a horse.
My pet is not a bunny, but you knew that, of course.
My pet is not a fish.
My pet is not a mouse.
My pet is not a hamster with a shoebox for a house.
So now you know what my pet is not, shall I tell you what he is?
My pet is … snot.
His name is Spot.
I found him in my nostril slot.
When I got him, he was sticky,
But now he’s hard and dry.
And later when I’m hungry, I’ll eat him in a pie.
Goodbye, Spot the snot.
Goodbye.