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SNEAK UP ON THEM

It helps to be very quiet. Maybe wear slippers or walk on your tiptoes. Definitely don’t wear tap shoes or a necklace made of bells.

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EAT THEIR LUNCH

It might be delicious and, let’s be honest, they’re not going to eat it anyway.

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STARE

Most people like to have staring contests. You’ll only know who they are if you stare at EVERYONE.

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CHALLENGE THEM TO A DANCE-OFF

Always pop and lock. Never lock and pop.

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START TELLING A STORY AND THEN STOP HALFWAY THROUGH

It’s effective. Like that one time I–