Lemon gelato and garlic snails
A leg of lamb baked in fish scales
Old egg sandwiches with chocolate chips
Spinach on a bed of French onion dip
Brussels sprouts and slivered mango
Crunchy grasshoppers on mashed potato
Barbecued squid and raspberry jam
Pan-fried tripe and boiled ham
Broccolini linguine
Gorgonzola zucchini
A squeeze of lemon
A dash of pepper
A pinch of salt
not on the menu!