Letterman used curling as a theme for one of his famous Top 10 lists. It was titled: “10 Ways to Make Curling More Exciting.”
10. How about calling it anything but curling?
9. Instead of weird lookin’ Norwegian dudes in sweaters—babes in lingerie.
8. Only allow French judges.
7. Sweep the stone toward the hog line and then…okay, I don’t know crap about curling.
6. Is it too much to ask for one curler to bite another curler?
5. Throw in one of them miniature-golf windmills.
4. Instead of a granite stone, use the frozen head of Walt Disney.
3. 40% of final score comes from the swimsuit competition.
2. You don’t think curling is exciting? What are you, insane?
1. First place gets gold medal, the rest are sent to Camp X-Ray.