How to Raise a Jewish Dog

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First eBook Edition: September 2007

The information in this book is not intended to replace the services of actual dog trainers or actual rabbis. You are advised to consult with actual dog trainers for the training of actual dogs. Similarly, you are advised to consult with actual rabbis for actual religious training and spiritual guidance. Moreover, under no circumstances should you undertake to apply for rabbinical study at the Boca Raton Theological Seminary, which does not exist. This book is a work of humor, and the people, places, and animals in it are all used fictitiously. How to Raise a Jewish Dog is intended to do nothing but make you laugh. In the event that it is successful in this, we advise you to buy lots of copies and give them to all your friends who have dogs or had dogs, which, by our count, should be about 60 million people. So get started already. However, in the event that you do attempt to apply the technques and advice herein to your own dog, and are unsatisfied with the results, you can’t say we didn’t warn you. Because we just did.

ISBN: 978-0-316-01529-5

Printed in the United States of America