I poured milk over my cereal until it floated; the Cheerios were little lifesavers. They bumped into each other and stuck like magnets. I guessed they couldn’t help it.
My cousin Ben sat across the table from me. He did this big sigh and rolled his eyes at my breakfast. “A half cup of milk is all you need for your cereal, Wendy.” He poured what I was sure was exactly a half cup of milk on his Cheerios.
We were the same age, fourteen, but I could have sworn he was born an old monk or something. Aunt Mary and Uncle Craig were okay for old people. They were professors at the university. Ben and I were home because it was summer vacation.
“Ben, let Wendy eat,” Uncle Craig said through his newspaper.
“I drink it when I’m done,” I told Ben. I didn’t explain that my brother Tyrone used to steal my glass of milk and drink it if I didn’t use it right away. That is, if there was milk.
“Did you see this article about the creek?” Uncle Craig asked nobody in particular, giving his paper a snap. “Some children found a mound of mussel shells downstream from the falls. Authorities counted about a hundred.”
Ben stopped eating and listened, really intense. He tipped his head and raised his eyebrows like someone just told him his computer died or someone revoked his nerd membership.
“Muskrats?” Aunt Mary said. She was reading her own section of the paper and didn’t notice Ben’s reaction. “Muskrats love mussels. Or maybe it was raccoons.”
Aunt Mary was pretty, like Mom, with long blonde hair and blue eyes. She was thinner because she and Uncle Craig rode bikes to the university. They biked everywhere. Their helmets looked bizarre. My dad and I used to ride bikes along the Greenway. He was an army medic.
Their house was on West River Road, a little ways south of the Lake Street Bridge. It was not far from our apartment, what had been our apartment, in south Minneapolis, but you would think there was a galaxy in between. Their place had all the window screens—and shelves of books everywhere. I like reading.
It was a brick house, two stories high with dark wood beams in the ceiling and carved vines and flowers in the wood over the doors. There were no beat-up cars or furniture in the alley. In fact, their alley looked better than my old apartment’s front yard. Their alley was full of flowers and painted fences and stuff that nobody but your backdoor neighbors would see. My mom, Juliet, used to say my aunt and uncle were trying to impress people. But all their neighbors’ backyards were kind of the same. It was just the way it was.
“What about the mussels?” Ben asked when Uncle Craig didn’t say any more.
“What? Oh, it says here that the shells had been opened, but they were intact. Nothing had eaten them. Couldn’t have been muskrats. Some children smelled them. The police were called.”
“The police?” Aunt Mary asked.
“It’s illegal to fish for mussels if they are federally protected,” Ben said. “They could have been an endangered species.”
That was typical Ben, always knowing, always lecturing. He even looked like a lecturer: thin and always holding himself kind of stiff and upright. His face was even brainy, with a high forehead, a sharp nose, and serious gray eyes. The nose and eyes were all from the Adair side, like my mom and me, though I thought my nose was too big. Aunt Mary had the Adair forehead and nose, too. Ben’s blond hair fell below his ears and twisted and turned in a crazy tangle that would be about the same length as mine if he bothered to comb it. He just brushed it out of his eyes and straightened it with his fingers—when he thought of it at all.
“A hundred dead mussels must smell awful,” Mary said. “If it wasn’t muskrats, or raccoons, what did it? It sounds like a real mystery.” But Aunt Mary flipped a page of her paper and didn’t sound that mystified.
Ben lowered his spoon back to his cereal. The way he looked, you’d think he had lost his best friend. This mussel thing had got to him—very strange.
Mussels were like clams, that much I knew. I couldn’t get real worked up over a bunch of dead clams. I lowered my voice and tried to sound serious. “I’m telling you, inspector, no animal did this. It looks like a shellfish act of destruction. And all our usual informers have clammed up.”
Uncle Craig and Aunt Mary lowered their papers. Ben looked up. All three of them stared at me like I’d farted. Obviously these people were not big on puns.
My dad had liked puns. He used to get my mom groaning when he’d pile one pun on top of another. Like, “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.” Or, “When I joined the Army, nobody warned me they’d fire at will.” His name was Will—William Morton. And they did fire at him.
I said my name was Wendy Adair. Adair was my mom’s last name. She used it on my birth certificate because she and dad weren’t married yet. Tyrone got Morton.
Uncle Craig shrugged off my joke. “Okay. Well, Mary and I have got to be going.”
“May I see the paper?” Ben asked Uncle Craig. “The part about the mussels.”
Uncle Craig handed it over, wiped his thin lips with a napkin. “So what do you and Wendy have planned for today?” he asked and got up.
It was the start of summer vacation. I had just moved my stuff to their spare upstairs room, but had not “settled in.” There wasn’t much to move: my collection of mystery books, some clothes, the bag of marbles my grandma gave me, and my stuffed camel. The camel was the last thing my dad had sent me from Iraq before he died.
Ben said, “I was planning to get together with Werling. But this mussel situation needs to be looked at.”
I had met Werling once. That was enough. He had this robot he was working on and figured everyone was interested in it. For ten minutes straight he talked to me about it. Ben said he was just nervous meeting me. Just weird was more like it.
Uncle Craig sighed and said, “If you go to the site, you will not interfere with the police. Is that understood, Benjamin? I don’t want any trouble.”
Ben shrugged. “I won’t interfere.” He didn’t sound too convincing, and I thought it strange Uncle Craig warned him about police.
Ben added, “I doubt the police care much about mussels.”
“How about you, Wendy?” Aunt Mary asked.
“I’ll hang around the house and read. Maybe take a walk. Ben doesn’t have to baby-sit me.”
“A walk sounds wonderful. Ben will go with you. You two should get out on a nice day like this.”
Ben twisted his mouth up in a kind of grimace, but before he said anything, Aunt Mary gave him “the look.” My mom was an expert at giving “the look.”
“Fine,” Ben grumbled.