TRUMP STEAKTM WITH SIZZLING VEGETABLES

If you happen to have your hands on a Trump SteakTM, congratulations! You have a very well-aged cut of beef.

That’s because Trump SteaksTM sold so poorly that The Donald stopped selling them years ago. The steak in your possession probably spent a decade sitting in the Sharper Image stockroom.

Even I can’t salvage a sirloin like that, but I can tell you how to prepare perfect vegetables to mask the taste.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 head of garlic, minced
• 2 red onions, peeled and sliced horizontally
• 2 stalks of broccoli, chopped

DIRECTIONS

Place vegetables in tin-foil, generously sprinkle them with salt and pepper, and then drizzle them with olive oil. Wrap up the vegetables and place them directly on top of the grill. Let sit for 10 to 15 minutes. Remove and carefully slit open the tin foil.