ACT 2. SCENE 3.

So MARGERY is alone in the PASTOR’s office.

There’s a bobblehead Jesus on his desk. She pokes it. It bobbles.

She takes a nip of the bottle on the PASTOR’s desk.

TIMMY comes in.

MARGERY   Hello.

TIMOTHY   Hey.

(Beat.)

MARGERY   This is …

TIMOTHY   This is what? Were you going to say wrong?

MARGERY   This is making everyone crazy.

TIMOTHY   But … I love you.

MARGERY   You love me.

She’s getting angry.

TIMOTHY   I love you.

MARGERY   You fucking love me?

TIMOTHY   I said it twice. Well three times if you count …

MARGERY   You know what love is like?

TIMOTHY   Nice I think. You go to brunch …

MARGERY   Love is a day to day pile of shit.

TIMOTHY   That’s very poeti …

She grabs his balls.

TIMOTHY   OOOOOOOOOH.

MARGERY Is this nice?

TIMOTHY   Kinda …

MARGERY   Is this?

She twists.

He makes a guttural sound.

MARGERY   That’s what love is like.

She throws him off.

He hits the floor.

MARGERY   Is that what you want?

He looks at her.

He gets up off the ground.

MARGERY   What?

There’s a stare down.

MARGERY   What?

She breaks it with violence.

TIMOTHY   Yeah.

Things are getting hectic.

TIMOTHY   Give it to me.

She socks him.

TIMOTHY   That all you got?

MARGERY   No.

She rushes him.

MARGERY   This is the last time.

TIMOTHY   Whatever you say.

She grabs his head.

MARGERY I mean it.

TIMOTHY   Okay.

MARGERY pushes his head down her body.

JESSICA walks in.

JESSICA   Mrs. Stevens.

MARGERY   Jessica!

They break apart.

JESSICA   Hey guys.

TIMOTHY   Jessica get the fuck out.

JESSICA   I’m going to. Mrs. Stevens, can I get the keys to your mini van? I need the puppet supplies.

MARGERY   Take the keys. Take anything you want.

She tries to hand JESSICA her purse.

TIMOTHY intercepts the bag.

TIMOTHY   Oh I will.

He tosses the thing to JESSICA and advances on MARGERY.

JESSICA   Oh my God.

TIMOTHY   Take the fucking purse.

MARGERY   Take it all.

MARGERY throws herself at TIMOTHY.

MARGERY   I don’t give a shit anymore take it all.

JESSICA   Are you fucking kidding me?

TIMOTHY   Go.

JESSICA   Gahhh.

JESSICA leaves. TIMOTHY locks the door and turns.

TIMOTHY   Oh you nasty bitch.

MARGERY   I am. I am a nasty bitch.

TIMOTHY You teasing tricksy little slut. You’ve been driving me crazy all week.

MARGERY   Say it in my ear.

TIMOTHY   I’ve blistered my dick thinking about you.

MARGERY   Tell me about it.

TIMOTHY   I found your picture in the church directory and …

A knock at the door.

MARGERY   Jessica go away. Timothy.

TIMOTHY   Jessica, please. You don’t wanna be in here for this.

PASTOR GREG   This isn’t Jessica. Open this door.

MARGERY   Oh shit.

TIMOTHY   Be brave my dove. It is time he discovered our love.

TIMOTHY goes to hold her around the waist.

MARGERY   What are you doing?

PASTOR GREG   I’m coming in.

MARGERY   No Pastor.

TIMOTHY   Do it.

TIMOTHY shuts her up with a kiss.

PASTOR GREG opens the door.

There is a little pause.

PASTOR GREG   I can’t believe it.

MARGERY   Pastor …

TIMOTHY   Believe it.

MARGERY   Timmy let go.

PASTOR GREG   Let her go.

TIMOTHY   No she likes this.

PASTOR GREG   Stop.

TIMOTHY   Get Off.

MARGERY Timothy.

TIMOTHY   Honey.

MARGERY   Don’t call me honey.

TIMOTHY   Sweetheart.

MARGERY   Mrs. Stevens.

TIMOTHY   What are you doing? You … you’re my world.

MARGERY   Timothy you’re a child.

TIMOTHY   No. I’m not.

PASTOR GREG   Timothy.

TIMOTHY   I’m not. Why would you do this to me?

PASTOR GREG   Tim please.

TIMOTHY   Why would you play with my feelings. You. You bitch.

MARGERY   Hey now.

PASTOR GREG   Timothy stop.

TIMOTHY   No. Gaaaah.

TIMOTHY throws over the chair.

PASTOR GREG snaps and rushes at him pinning him to the wall.

PASTOR GREG   Listen here. You don’t break other people’s things. You don’t talk to women that way. You don’t do everything that comes into your mind.

TIMOTHY   You can’t tell me what to do.

PASTOR GREG   No I can’t. But I can beat the shit out of you. Believe that.

TIMOTHY   Mrs. Stevens.

PASTOR GREG   I’ve wanted to teach you a lesson for a good long while … but I haven’t. ’Cause that’s not how you act. ’Cause I know how to act. ’Cause I’m grown.

He looks at MARGERY.

PASTOR GREG ’Cause I know better.

PASTOR GREG drops the kid.

PASTOR GREG   Now pull up your pants and go home.

TIMOTHY   No. You can’t.

PASTOR GREG   I said go home.

TIMOTHY   I’ll tell. I’ll tell on you.

PASTOR GREG   Go do it.

TIMOTHY   Mrs. Stevens …

MARGERY   Really Tim you should go.

TIMOTHY   But I love you … you bitch.

MARGERY   I’m sorry Tim.

TIMOTHY   Not as sorry as you’re gonna be.

He runs off.

There is a silence in the room.

MARGERY   I’m sorry.

PASTOR GREG   Me too Margery.

MARGERY   I was … I am confused.

PASTOR GREG   That’s great. I am not.

MARGERY   What are you talking about?

PASTOR GREG   I have to call the police Margery.

MARGERY   No …

PASTOR GREG   No? No? I … uh … there’s no more no. I can’t have you around. You can’t be around if this. If this is what you’re gonna do. If this is what you are.

MARGERY   What I am?

PASTOR GREG   Yes.

MARGERY   What I am?

PASTOR GREG   Margery …

MARGERY What am I Greg …

PASTOR GREG   I don’t know.

MARGERY   No you don’t. No you fucking. Don’t. I’ll tell you what I am. I am disappointed.

PASTOR GREG   Disappointed?

MARGERY   I am let down. I am failed.

PASTOR GREG   Failed by who Margery.

MARGERY   By you. By all of you.

PASTOR GREG   Tell me about it Marg.

MARGERY   You’re a real piece of shit Pastor Greg. I have endured some pussy pasty limp dick come-ons in my time but really? My arms were made to hold you.

PASTOR GREG   I have feelings too, Marge. I have human feelings.

MARGERY   La-di-fucking da.

PASTOR GREG   You wanted to talk. I listened. You needed a place to go I was here. You needed work for idle hand. I gave you puppets …

MARGERY   Oh and you think that entitles you to a piece of this.

PASTOR GREG   You brought an abomination into the house of God.

MARGERY   You used the church to try and fuck me.

(Beat.)

PASTOR GREG   That isn’t fair, Marge.

MARGERY   No no. Not fair is being taken advantage of. Not fair is being abandoned by your husband. Not fair is having a kid that won’t give you one … the one thing you ask for. Just be there for Momma. Just be there for Momma and don’t talk to your fucking puppet.

PASTOR GREG   He’s having a hard time.

MARGERY   Stop making excuses. No more excuses. He’s having a hard time. I’m sad, I need a Whopper. I’m too busy to go to the doctor. Excuses. Fucking excuses. Fucking bullshit.

She sees a Bible.

MARGERY   Fucking Jesus.

She pulls the Bible off the shelf.

PASTOR GREG   Give that to me.

He tries to take it from her.

MARGERY   Fucking wisdom of the ages. Fucking stories. And fucking rules and fucking Geneology.

MARGERY   Abraham begat Issac.

She tears a page out of the Bible.

PASTOR GREG   Stop it Marg.

He steps towards her.

MARGERY   Issac begat Dorkus.

She dodges him. Shredding the old book as she moves.

PASTOR GREG   Margery give it to me.

MARGERY   Dorkus begat Gibberish. Gibberish begat balderdash.

PASTOR GREG   You know what go ahead.

MARGERY   Stupid fucking God.

PASTOR GREG   Go on. Keep going, if this is what helps.

In frustration she throws the tattered Bible on the floor.

MARGERY   None of it helps. I touched that stupid boy. I made my son crazy. Everything I touch turns to shit.

PASTOR GREG   Then what now.

She crumples.

MARGERY Take me away. I cain’t touch anything else. I don’t wanna hurt anybody else. Call the police.

PASTOR GREG   Maybe.

MARGERY   Maybe?

MARGERY sniffles a little.

GREG goes over and helps her up.

PASTOR GREG   First things first.