^† “One-on-one” was Facebookese for the meeting between employee and manager that represented the bulk of the “management” that transpired at the company. These meetings were usually taken seriously, and if you happened to walk into one taking place at a café table or in a conference room, it was protocol to give the manager-managee duo space. Of course, these meetings were jokes with Gokul, who mostly asked when promised revenue was materializing.