#Mvlog

Mum and I sit in my favorite vlog spot and I press RECORD.

Hello! It’s Millie.

And I’m Hashtag Help Millie’s Mum! That is a title that I am allowing for the purposes of this vlog. Normally it’s Ms., or my real name.

Thank you for the reaction to the thing my mum did. My boyfriend and I have split up and I was gutted, BUT since then a lot of stuff has happened. My granddad has had a stroke. He’s fine, but it’s made me think about what REALLY matters, and that’s—

There’s a burst of fur from the left. Dave tackles the phone and everything stops.

Mum and I start giggling. We can’t control ourselves. Dave stares at us like we are human maniacs who she is the boss of.

Basically, it’s fantastic. It sums me up. Family. Cats. Chaos. That is ME.

And I think I’m going to upload it just like that and let everyone else decide what they think is important to them.