The Metaphysics of a Wine, in Theory and Practice

whereas many more presumptuous

theories suggest an interpretive dance

in five deliberate movements (Marling &

Batmanglij 2017) or else a general physical

denial of body through writhing-as-dance

under strobe-lit dark,1

the newly discovered academic consensus is that

multidimensional transcendent astral travel

is only possible through

wining

the dancehall take me

to Heaven last night

and I wish I coulda stay

the adequate performance of gyratory sublimity

is capable of euphoric states, restoration of

stamina, and treatment of anxieties,

but at supercritical depths

a wine has the potential to bestow

near-preternatural consciousness to the

recipient (Ziggy Rankin 2004)

I wish it thought me

worthy to linger in

the light of the gates

I wish the seraph in

the purple skirt or

the archangel-boy in the tight jeans

found nobility enough in me

for the night to never cease

because in that night

God’s name in her native language

was on my hips

tempting my echo of its swaying syllabisms

never illegible

but forever unpronounceable

critical-level performance of the rite

has apocalyptic properties—

that is, both provably destructive

and with great potential to induce

prophecy

the music did hit me

and your body did catch me

and somewhere in the centre

of those competing gravities

was the cosmos in its own waistline motion

lover, your bumper bring meh back

to the first time meh mudda

call meh name . . .

at a terminal velocity, surviving

subjects have documented a shared

awakening, with potential to span miles

of air or sea2, lingering within the senses

as stored rhapsodic biodata, an open-circuit

physical ecstasy and a redundant

rotational climax

under closed eyes

the shadow of the world does turn bright

hot on the faces of the next world war

and warm on the hands that halt it

I done sail across the black in this wine

take large swallows from the swirling nebula of it

lust as its nucleus

opens my eyes to star-birth, star-death,

the warmth of your hot celestial body3

this euphoric quality is known to be

intensely addictive at even average

potentials, especially for men. It should however be

noted that excessive wining

can be destructive to the recipient (Machel

Montano 2012), even inducing animalistic

transformations in male recipients

(Anslem Douglas 1998). Also, coercion or other

non-consensual gyratory communions

are discouraged, not only for their

lack of energy potential, but their

ability to harm performers,

severing their connection to the

enthusiasmos; the power of the

ritual is placed firmly in the waist

of the oracle (Patrice Roberts 2014, Alison Hinds 2005)

if I could stay drowning in the syrup-sugary-smooth

sway of your silhouette ‘til sunrise

God knows I would die against your body

but the Holy Spirit does only give you

the Pentecost that you could handle

so you step away with a wink

to join your crew for drinks

gates to abounding knowledge closed again

until some soca

draws them golden open

for someone luckier than

me

1see every single American teen or new adult drama film since the 1980s

2evidence of distance-resistant wining effects have been well documented in Japan; see ‘Japanese Wine’ (mini 2008), ‘Kanpai Wine’ (Barbie Japan 2009), ‘Wine For Me’ (Rudebwoy Face 2009)

3a peculiar star rich in copper with an orbit too fast and fierce for a rock like me to not erode in its power