Adventures in the Ladies Loo

Part I: Rules of the Rest Rooms

A Society of Our Own

Signs and Instructions

In the Beginning … Avon

Special Freedoms

Maximum Protection

Part II: Romps and Recollections

Maddie, Mathematics and the Hills Hoist

The Lady in Orbit

Shocks and Invasions

The Chain That Was Not Pulled

Fashions and Teacup Readings

Revelations in the Rain

An Air of Foreboding

Events on Easter Saturday

Bad Words on the Bus

Part III: Into the Nineties

Night Begins to Fall on the Ladies Loo

Musings on The Night Cafe

Part IV: The New Millenium

Tea Counter Closed

Trials in the Shopping Centre

In the Church Loo

Acknowledgements

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