TEMPELHOF AIRPORT WAS STILL A mess of cracked-eggshell buildings, but the Air Force had policed up the field and laid its steel-mesh runways. Grounded craft sat dirty and rather larger than they looked in the sky, on what Reinhart believed was in the jargon of the trade called the “apron.” Identification of airplanes was a prideful talent with some people, not him. The nearest fellow in the party, a tall thin T/5 with heavy eyebrows arched in perpetual curiosity, pointed out a Liberator, joked: “It looks like a pregnant dachshund.”
Upon application the T/5 confessed to being a case of chronic dermatitis, showed a bandaged right hand, said with a smirk of self-hatred: “I guess you were wounded.”
“No,” said Reinhart, pointing to Trooper, who stood sickly at his left, “he and I are psychos.” Succeeding that, Trooper dug him with an elbow of embarrassment; he turned to the gutless fellow and bawled him out; therefore he did not see the T/5’s reaction.
But he heard him say: “Well, this skin trouble is supposed to be psychosomatic, so we’re all in the same boat.”
“It’s nothing to brag about,” Reinhart answered. Crushed, the T/5 monkeyed with his duffle bag.
Staff Sergeant Owens, in charge of the patient group from door of hospital to hatchway of plane, again called the roll and lost four names in the roar of revving engines and the braggadocio bellowing of mechanics.
“See that rusty heap over there behind the Liberator?” Trooper asked Reinhart. “I bet you beaucoup marks that’s what we got to ride. And we won’t get any chutes. Oh my busted back, I feel bad.”
“Now Trooper, I’ll tell you a thing. Know that Air Corps gunner down at the end of the ward? When I told him we were shipping out to Paris by plane, he said, ‘Then I’ll never get out of Berlin. I love to fly but one time two months ago I dreamed the engines conked and I had to jump.’ That’s why he ended up in Psycho—the dream has haunted him ever since. He says he would rather go down in flames than hit the silk. Everybody has his own horror. You don’t mind the jump but are leery of the plane.”
“That’s on account of my training, Carlo. Those instructors never had any elasticity.”
Instead of wondering what that meant, Reinhart hung himself up on his own term: he was very leery of Very Leary. Although as late as the evening before she had betrayed no knowledge of his leaving, he, the old victim of guile, now practitioner, would not feel safe until he soared the air. He looked towards the buildings and would not have been astonished had Veronica come sailing from them and taxied up the mesh, dwarfing the Liberator. What a piece to run away from!; he supposed again that he was nuts. The T/5 there, who stared hornily at the female member of a professional party heading towards them, would sell his country for a Veronica.
He was torn by a distant shout and in involuntary panic tried to hide behind emaciated Trooper, who, a blotter for anybody else’s emotion, almost wept: “They after you, too?”
Reinhart regained his self-respect. “Don’t get your balls in an uproar. I’m looking out for you.”
“It’s not,” said Trooper, “that I’m afraid to get hurt. I just don’t like the humiliation.”
The shout was closer, and clearer, and in the two syllables of Reinhart’s cognomen. He turned to face the firing squad and saw—Marsala. He ran to meet him, ignoring Sergeant Owens’ howl.
Ten yards away, Marsala slowed to a measured, inexorable pace, waded in, hosing his target with an abuse of great variety and color: scatophagous Reinhart, the traitor, the Oedipus Rex, the fornicator of infants, the defiler of graves, the double-barreled international bastard and revolving son of a bitch.
“Fuck you and fuck your friends,” he at length concluded. He turned away. His eyes were wet.
“I was going to write you from Paris, buddy. They only told me yesterday I was on shipment, and wouldn’t let me get out to say goodbye.”
Marsala wiped his nose and fired up a big black cigar, throwing the match over a shoulder.
“Well whaddo I care where you go in Paris, huh? What’s it to me you die like a turd? You goin’ on a plane, huh? I don’t mean what I said then, I take off the curse, you die and ya blood will be on my heart. Here, you wanna cigar? I ain’t mad no more. Besides you’re a poor dumb cuckoo. ... You’re shit, too. How’d you work it? I’ll say this for you, you got a lot of guts and talent to fool that old Millet. I been wrong about you for years. I thought you was this college type. But for Christ in heaven, after looking at you I think we run my brother from Murder Inc. for chief of police. You make a whore out of this young kid, you knock off a guy with your bare hands, then you play nuts and get home before everybody else. What college you come from, I think it was reform school.”
Reinhart modestly smiled at this somewhat inflated précis of his career, which however was sound in the essentials—including the last-named. Millet had been on the verge of sending him back to duty—believing in the actuality of King Arthur turned out to be quite O.K. mentally—when in the interests of a new scheme Reinhart relapsed into the old symptoms. Just as he had foreseen, the ward needing his bed for new arrivals, Millet got rid of him.
“I don’t know if this is the best way. I might get hung up in Paris for months, but I have to take care of that paratrooper over there. Where do you think they’ll send us?”
Marsala spit out a fragment of wet tobacco. “The 179th General. That’s on the north side in a place called Clitchy.”
“Stinks, I guess.”
“Oh no.” Marsala’s eyebrows climbed. “I saw it. I ran down there when we was in Normandy. It ain’t a sow pen like the 1209th, I tell you that much. And then you get a pass, you go to Pig Alley—and don’t try to crap me any more you would go to this Loo museyum.”
The party of flight nurse, co-, and full pilot had passed them, and sure enough, skirted the Liberator for the rusty cargo plane behind it. Reinhart felt imminent-departure gas in his stomach.
“Well, this is it, buddy. I’ll write you a letter, tell you how it goes. You’ll get home yourself any day now, you got more than enough points.” He shook his hand.
Marsala diffidently picked his nose. “I never answer.”
“Why not? You going to hold a grudge?”
“Whaaat grudge, you rummy?” He punched Reinhart’s hand aside. “Give the Princess a smooch for me. ... Now I guess with all your twat here you forgot her: you know, that married chicken with a husband in the paratroops.”
Oh by God, Dianne Cooley. He owed her a letter for three months. And her husband Ernie, in the 82nd Airborne, the bright shoulder patch of which he saw, across the field, on the narrow shoulder of Trooper. It was an off chance.
“To tell you the truth,” he said. “I’m not convinced that I ought to leave. I like the Army, as I always told you, and I like Berlin, but it seems to be a good time to get out of both. But I’ll have to play it straight in Paris. I don’t want a Section Eight discharge. That might affect my career.”
Marsala shivered in his overcoat. “It’s gonna be a cold winter here for Jesus sake. A week yet to Halloween and it’s already like a witch’s tit. They’re cutting down trees in the Tier Garden. No coal. ... Career? I got your career.” He squeezed himself in the crotch. “You’re gonna be a hood, that’s what.”
“A psychiatrist. How about that? Except for a couple of people, including you, everybody I see is sick, boy, and bad.”
“Especially you,” Marsala complained. “I take back what I said about you fakin’. I knew old Millet couldn’t be fooled.”
Reinhart shook the buddy’s hand again and saw the black eyes swim. “So long, Jimmy, you were the best of them all. Have fun with Trudchen.”
Holding his back stiff, he rejoined the group of patients. Time, where did old Time go, what were its mysteries? Not the narrow time towards which some weeks ago he was disordered, but that great gray fog behind us and before us, into which our lovers and friends vanish, events pass, and which claims even our old selves as we stand here in the limited clearing, nude in our newest one. Having learned from the Italians that crying is no reflection on a fellow’s manliness, Reinhart dropped a tear or two for the summer of 1945, already gone; the war, long gone; the Army, soon to go; his twenty-first year, going drop by drop; and inventoried in water the dear people known and lost in this adventure, Schild, Lori, Bach, even including Veronica, whom he now believed he really did love but even so intended to remain adamant towards, and that was the sadness of it.
By the time he rejoined Trooper his face had dried. He anyway reached for his handkerchief. A tractor was towing the cargo crate to a clear vista on the landing strip.
“Yep, that’s it,” said Trooper. “Like I said, the old C-47. I’m gonna faint.”
“Like hell you are,” Reinhart muttered. “Wait a minute, anyway, I’m looking for something.” No handkerchief in his pocket. He opened his duffle bag. On top lay a little Red Cross sack of dirty socks and pinned to it was a note which he could, and did, read without undoing.
Kiddy—thanks for not making a scene about leaving. You have always been decent about a person’s feelings. I will always think of you close to my heart but I can’t get in touch with you anymore like this or any other way, because—well, I never did tell you the name of my real boy friend and I better not now—ha! what I called him in front of you was s.o.b.—nasty to laugh tho, because I do love him very much and now we are back together. He has to get a divorce from his wife but is not a Roman Catholic so its O.K. I have sinned but true love conquers all. We plan a double wedding with Ann Lightner & Lt. Pound who is in the same fix as X. Don’t know where we’ll live—all around, I expect, since X is Regular Army. Oops, maybe I told you too much. Anyway, I send you all the love I can without being disloyal to my Husband To Be. Your intimate friend,
VERY
He got a handkerchief and blew his nose just as Owens called the roll again and, conveniently, just at his own name, and the sergeant took it as answer. They filed towards the open doors in the plane’s belly. Trooper didn’t collapse, because Reinhart threatened to forsake him in Paris if he did.
Reinhart was last in line. He took a final noseful of Berlin air, which was cold and fresh and yet carried a faint dust of ruin. German rubble-workers around the administration building conversed in their native argot, and by some acoustical principle he could hear them.
“Kommste imma erst so spät nach Hause?”
“Nee, nur wochentags. Der Sonntag jehört meiner Familie—da schlafe ick’n janzen Tag.”
He did not understand a word. From the air the city would look like the crater-pocked, man-void moon. Finally one foot, and then the other, stepped from Brandenburg sand-plain to echoing metal floorboard.
The flight nurse, who wore a long green coverall, took the roster from departing, sycophantic Owens and began her own count. This time Reinhart watched for Trooper’s response. It came on “Poteet, Hastings F., Jr.,” a name Reinhart had heard as many times as the roll was called and never connected with his patient for the simple reason that Trooper did not answer properly but rather raised one finger and coughed.
Reinhart shouted “ho” at his own name, which came right after, and asked Trooper: “Did you know a guy in the 82nd named Ernie Cooley?”
And Hastings F. Poteet said instantly, with no sense whatsoever of the coincidence: “Oh you know him, too. They’ll never get Cooley.”
“I’ll be damned. You really know him, Ernie Cooley, from Norwood, Ohio? I used to go out with his wife, if it’s the same one.” He expatiated on the theme of one small world.
Which made no impression on Trooper, whose delusion was that while the world is infinite, all things are simultaneous. He waited with his polite, beagle eyes until he had his chance to say that Cooley had deserted in Normandy in June, 1944, almost as soon as the chutes hit the ground in their first jump of the war, and that, again, they would never get him—because if they did it was curtains.
“Why?”
“Desertion in the face of the enemy. They shoot you in the heart for that—and for other things too,” he added darkly.
The T/5, who sat on Reinhart’s left and had been listening, struck his curious brows into their business: “That’s almost as bad as what sometimes happens in the hospital: desertion in the face of an enema. When they catch you for that, you get shot in the ass.”
Reinhart thought it very funny—he was near hysteria, anyway, at leaving Berlin to rejoin the earth-people; the doors were still open, the engine quiet, the pilot outside on the ground, lazily joking with a mechanic; he could still burst away and regain the great, ruined, dear city—but a single slight smile and the T/5 would own him for the rest of the flight.
He looked about for another victim on which to stick this adhesive fellow. Against the other wall, on the line of metal seats which paralleled his own, sat eight or nine types; on his side, eight or so more. In addition to Trooper and himself there were five other psychos, all quiet cases, whom he knew only by sight; one obvious traveler from the skin ward—a sergeant of limited dimensions, whose acned cheeks were relief maps of Berlin; beyond himself, nobody from the staff of the 1209th.
The pilot climbed in and sauntered forward. Ground crew without, and nurse inside, sealed the doors, and probability surrendered to necessity. His chance was forever gone. Only Trooper’s whine saved Reinhart from claustrophobic frenzy.
“We won’t need chutes, old buddy,” he told him with a pat on the shoulder patch. “These machines never fail.” He looked across to Sergeant Acne for confirmation and saw, in spite of the eruptions, the crewcut showing at one side of a cocked overseas cap, the OD overcoat—he saw—well, he saw, but sick in the gut from his hallucination he begged forgiveness of Jehovah Millet and would have given blood sacrifices to have Him there to say he did not see—Schatzi. “Do they, Sarge?” he nevertheless asked.
Sarge silently turned his head towards the pilot’s cabin. Poor chap, if he wasn’t Schatzi—in his profile, corrupted by the malady, there was little likeness—he was to be pitied, for a hideous boil lived in the very orifice of his left ear. He had not heard.
But why should he be Schatzi? How could he be? From the second button of his coat hung the medical tag with which they each had been labeled, like laundry sacks, at the hospital. Then there were dogtags, medical records, shipping orders, and duplicate copies of the roster for everybody from Eisenhower down. And what of the ludicrous, revealing accent? Of course, some GIs were refugees, and many native Americans went through the Army with never a public word but “sir.”
“Y’all want some chewin’ gum?” The nurse stood before them, offering Juicy Fruit. “Y’ears won’ have diffi-culty with th’air preshah, you chew gum.” Tall, serpentine, rather slack-titted in the coverall, wearing tawny hair a bit long for a servicewoman, she handed a slice to each—her fingers touched Reinhart’s and did they not linger?—and turned to the other row.
Sarge accepted his piece, unwrapped it with enormous care, folded the paper and placed it in his breast pocket!, put the gum in his mouth, chewed—and the largest boil beneath his left eye loosened and fell to the floor, where it stuck like the actor’s putty it was.
Now was Reinhart astonished at himself: despite this proof he could not believe sergeant and Schatzi were synonymous. In Berlin he had learned to doubt all appearances, which must also include a false one: that is, its falsity might consist in its being real. The world was strange—and interesting.
And difficult. For of course he recognized Schatzi and his problem was what to do about it, which he would rather avoid. Crucial times were not at an end with the simple killing of a Monster, the dying of a Schild, with an unrequited proposal, or with leave-taking of lovers and friends; nor even with personal non compos mentis.
But the gods, to whom he was dear, no matter how far they had permitted him to wander alone, finally furnished aid. Apollo resolved himself into a sunbeam, came down through the livid overcast and penetrated the Plexiglas window, striking the T/5 in the medulla oblongata, inspiring him to jar Reinhart with his elbow and add: “That’s what the sentries say in the hospital: ‘Halt. Who goes there, friend or enema?’ ”
“What did we do to deserve you!” Reinhart cried in burlesque despair. “Talk to Trooper. I see a guy I know.” He rose and crossed the cabin.
The seat at Sarge’s left had been used briefly by the nurse to sort her gear; now it was empty. Sarge turned the other way when Reinhart took it. Seen at six inches, the make-up was an outrageously poor job, the acne an obvious work of mucilage, eyebrow pencil, and lipstick (Trudchen’s ‘raddest of the rad’). Whom could it have taken in for a moment? Answer: Every typical person, who would no sooner see the disability than avert his eyes, so as not to embarrass the sufferer; so as for health’s sake to suppress an interest in the corrupt; so as—but Reinhart, enough! The typical person simply would not imagine such a fake and therefore would not see one.
Under the cover of the other passengers’ conversation, which was amplified in the metal tube, he asked into the sergeant’s pseudo-foul ear: “What did you hope to gain?”
Schatzi faced front, seemingly watched the T/5 across the aisle, and answered, quietly venomous: “I vill get to America and you vill not try to stop me.”
Reinhart checked: the nurse had gone into the cargo compartment in the rear; Trooper, the T/5, and a redheaded fellow were pooling complaints about the Army.
“You are mad,” he whispered, “hopelessly, utterly mad, and I pity you.”
Schatzi choked on his gum, which he had been chewing all wrong anyway—too consciously, like all Europeans, as if it were candy rather than a substitute for twitching—choked and responded in desolation and fear: “Let me alone or you’ll be sorry.”
Reinhart covertly withdrew a roll of Occupation marks from his pants pocket—they had been too many for the wallet—and without a glance at the denominations pulled off and retained two, and placed the rest under Schatzi’s tight arm.
“I promised I would get your money from Schild. There it is.”
Schatzi was truly overcome; among the patches of false acne grew areas of real emotion’s rash, mottled, hot. He grappled with his American uniform, then with himself. He wiped his chin and drew away a palm of smeared cosmetic. His eyes sprinkled. Yet he managed to stay inconspicuous. They still had no one’s notice.
“I do not understand your tricks,” he whisperingly wailed. “Are you the new agent? But being an American still comes first—I cast myself upon your merciness. Oh God do not give me to Chepurnik. You cannot know what they are like, they are not people as we are. They are objects without blood. See what happens to Schild. With this I had nothing to do, believe me.” But towards the end he had forgotten and raised his voice. The T/5 heard and in a mock soprano began to sing “They Wouldn’t Believe Me.” Schatzi turned on him the old death-ray eyes and he shriveled in midnote.
“I don’t care about your squalid black-market deals,” said Reinhart.
Instantly Schatzi dried and hardened. “Oh yes, your lovely friend Schild, for whom you would, and did, kill. You saw none of his profits, ja? He used you as a sexual rubber.” At last he gave him the whole hideous face. But it was more ludicrous than repulsive. He stank of Juicy Fruit. “Black market! Black market was my trade. This swine Schild sold his country. This fine land America that we poor victims of to-tah-li-tahrianism would die for, he died to betray. With good fortune I happen to learn of these facts in the course of my business. I report them to the Ami FBI, who are ready to seize him just when comes this well-known fight.”
Calmly, Reinhart enjoyed the lies, a souvenir of Europe. They would be all too rare in America. But he must get to work before the engine started, the propellers revolved, and his initiative was gone. If he knew the pedantic ways of people who do such things as fly planes, the C-47 would not kill its motor, once started, for the end of the world. And just this time he did not want Schatzi to succeed in an imposture. Those of the past he forgave him—yes, truly forgave, not like a god but like a man; he expected no reward—but this one was too vulgar.
“What shall we do about you?” he asked, preparing to rise.
“You harm me at your own cost!”
“My dear fellow,” said Reinhart. “With all good will, I cannot understand you.”
Schatzi began a sneer of victory—or, at any rate, what he thought was one—but the Juicy Fruit clogged in his teeth. Humiliated, he plucked it out and held it in his right hand. Obviously it felt nasty there, and no better in the left. He brought the paper wrapper from his breast pocket and was on the point of rolling the little gum ball therein, when the nurse came out of the cargo chamber and, undulating bow-wards, saw his heresy and warned: “You don’ chew, you gon’ be dog-sick.” He guiltily returned it to his mouth, where, according to his expression, it grew to baseball size.
“Why you grinnin’?” she pseudo-sternly asked Reinhart. She bent and read his tag. “What’s this, an Eyetalian name? Carlo. Kind of cute, though. You a psycho? Well then what do the normal ones look like?”
When she left Schatzi threw in the towel. He gagged on the gum, finally swallowed it, and again begged for mercy in the name of the United States of America: “You people believe a man is what he will become rather than what he has been, ja? I tell you I have reformed. Just this minute, sitting here amidst your fine comrades who love one another. I do not ever belong to anysing. Loneliness! Lack of love! These can make a man to a criminal. Have I been a rascal?—no. Yet had impulses come to me which have been dangerously near. After I arrange with great difficulty and money to be included in this shipping-to-Paris I discover your name on the list thereof. Wal, I thought, this Reinhart causes trouble and I strike back. His German relatives! Yes, I have found them, Heinz Tischmacher, son of his grandfather’s sister and second cousin to him. Tischmacher, Heinz: office worker, member of the Nazi Party. Tischmacher, Frau Emmi: likewise. Tischmacher, Reinhold: twenty-one years of age, graduate of Hitler Youth to the Waffen SS, killed on the Eastern Front in 1944. Tischmacher, Gertrud, Trudl, Trudchen: sixteen, member of the Jungmädel, girls’ branch of Hitler Jugend.
“On the other side of his descent Tischmacher has a distant relation to this monstrosity Bach, whom he takes money from, for four years, not to reveal to his Nazi comrades that Bach, Lenore, Mischling Jew, has not gone to Switzerland so much as does she hide in a closet of her man’s flat so as to avoid the Gestapo and subsequent killing.”
“These then are my people,” said Reinhart. But he worried only over whether he had committed incest with Trudchen. “You have done a good job. I’m afraid this is all I have left to pay you.” He brought forth his last two notes.
Chuckling madly, Schatzi refused them. “No, these are not your kinsfolk, dear boy! Is not this evidence of my reform? This is my untruth with which I prepared to threaten you. Which now I reveal and confess. This evil impulse to destroy you which I have conquered. So Christ said, ‘Die Wahrheit wird Euch frei machen.’ ”
“Destroy me?” asked Reinhart. He banged his head back against the fuselage, denting it (the fuselage), and guffawed.
Schatzi smiled, frightened to death but also hopeful. “Ah then,” he whispered, “mirth and good feeling. You will not expose me, ja? In the States we must make a partnership: you belong and have the handsomeness and the muscles—however did you break that great swine’s back?—I provide the mental.”
The nurse appeared at the door of the pilot’s cabin, her hip reared to catch her sexy, sinous wrist. She said: “Y’all settle down and connect your seat belts. We go in two seconds. ... Ah got my eye on you, laughin’ Carlo!” She would be a different kind of piece.
Reinhart shook Schatzi’s hand and winked elaborately. He whispered: “My friend, you have my word on it.” Then he went to the nurse, and for another reason feeling her supple arm, betrayed him.