Chapter 38

 

Charlene was sitting at the end of bar having a drink and a cigarette, apparently getting herself into the proper frame of mind to go to work. Some goober was parked on the stool next to her trying to cozy up. This guy made my departed cousin Abbott look like Mel Gibson. Jimmy’s Place wasn’t exactly dead that night, but it wasn’t hard to find a seat either.

“Hey, Charlene,” I said, sliding into the empty chair on her left. “How’s it going?”

“Yeah, hey, Charlene,” Amy said, taking the seat next to me. Charlene didn’t look too excited to see us again. She flicked her ashes, missing the ashtray.

“Evening, girls.” She said it like she had a mouth full of battery acid.

The loser on the other side of Charlene leaned forward to get a better view of us. He just grinned drunkenly and stupidly, then sat back and lit another cigarette.

“Hey, Pebbles!” Charlene called out to the bartender who was yakking to a farm boy at the other end of bar. “How about a drink for these girls? And make it another for me, too.” She held up her empty booze glass.

“All right, all right. Hold your damn horses,” Pebbles said. Pebbles patted the horny looking farm boy’s head, then sashayed our way.

When it came to women, Jimmy Jacobs had certainly known what he liked. Blondes with big, big boobs.

“Jesus,” Amy said, under her breath.

 

Pebbles was a piece of work. She might have been all of five feet tall and had to be at least a 38DD. She wore her makeup in a way that would put Catwoman to shame. Pebbles had on a pair of skimpy, Daisy Duke cut-offs and a black leather halter that barely reined in her headlights. She came around the bar and leaned on her elbows, parking her cleavage about an inch from my nose.

“Now what can I get for you girls?”

“Make it the usual,” I said, furtively eyeing her amazing fault line.

“Yeah,” Amy said, “the usual sounds good.”

Pebbles raised her well-penciled eyebrows. “The usual?” Her nostrils flared a little. “Help me out here.”

Obviously, Pebbles didn’t have much of a sense of humor. It looked like God had packed all of her attributes into her halter.

We settled on a couple of Little Kings. Pebbles retrieved two cold ones and brought a fresh drink for Charlene. Then she beat feet back to her anxiously awaiting plowboy, no doubt for some more stimulating conversation.

“Thanks, Charlene.” I took a sip. I just love it when a nice-looking girl buys me a drink.

Charlene narrowed her eyes and stubbed out her smoke. “Don’t mention it.”

“Cheers,” Amy chimed in, holding up her beer.

 

It was shame to wreck a chummy little scenario like the one we had going there at Jimmy’s Place, but time was not on anybody’s side any more. The creep next to Charlene had just hit the highway, so now it was just us girls.

“So, Charlene,” I said, “how long have you and Officer Mike been an item?”

Charlene lit a new smoke and set her little gold lighter back on the bar. Slowly her eyes crawled around to meet mine. “What makes you think we are?”

I took another sip of my beer. “I guess last night makes me think so.”

 

Then it was on, a full-out stare-down of Clint Eastwood proportions. Charlene’s eyes probed me like a fine surgical instrument. She was intent on trying to figure out just how much I knew and what I was going to do about it.

And I was bluffing like 007 on his best poker night, minus the tuxedo. I wanted to make Charlene think that I knew everything there was to know, and that I was ready and willing to screw her right to the wall. It was unnerving to say the least. I could feel Amy practically vibrating on the other side of me.

Finally, Charlene stubbed out her half-smoked cigarette. “Maybe we’d better have a little private chat,” she said and nodded over at a closed door next to bar.

“Maybe we’d better,” I said, setting down my beer.

“Christ-opher,” Amy whispered.

Charlene slipped off her chair, made some weird, but meaningful eye contact with Pebbles, then headed for the back room. Amy and I played follow the leader.

 

Charlene closed the door behind us. We’d obviously entered the bowels of Jimmy’s Place. The back room apparently served as the storeroom, head office and employee lounge, and the ratty, unmade bed in the corner made me wonder what other functions it served.

“Have a seat,” Charlene said and motioned at a couple of chairs that even the Salvation Army would have passed on.

Charlene sat on the corner of the bed. Amy and I took the moldy, understuffed chairs. I couldn’t help but think that a room like this, ripe with the stench of spilled beer, stale cigarette smoke and decades of lowlife decay, would be a one hell of a lousy place to die. I could tell by the look on Amy’s face that she was thinking along the same lines.

I wanted to wait for Charlene to go first. I knew that she would if I was patient enough. Whatever happened, Amy would follow my lead.

It was sickly quiet for a moment. The only sound was the muffled noise of the jukebox on the other side of the door. Charlene reached over and picked up a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels from the small table next to bed and poured herself a shot. She downed it like a pro. Then she licked her lips and set her glass down with a clunk.

“It’s not the way you think,” she said, whatever that was supposed to mean.

“Then how is it?” I said.

“Girls, you are barking up the wrong tree.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Me neither,” said Amy.

“Let’s review. Your ex, Jimmy Jacobs, the former proprietor of this fine establishment, and my cousin Abbott are no longer among the living and Amy’s brother, Rick Rod, is sitting in jail because of it and guess what? We don’t think Rick Rod killed anybody.”

“We know Rick Rod didn’t do it,” Amy said.

Charlene’s rodent-like eyes roved back and forth between Amy and me. Then she set her mouth in a way that made me think that she was starting to feel the screws tightening her butt to the wall. It was so much fun watching her squirm, I decided to do some more tightening. “And guess what else, Charlene?”

“What else?” she said. A real smartass.

“We think you killed them.”

She poured herself another shot. I watched her closely, but she didn’t give anything away.

I kept turning the screws. “And if you didn’t do it, then I’ll bet it was your boyfriend, Officer Mike.”

“Which is it, Charlene?” Amy said.

Suddenly Charlene seemed to come to full attention. To my horror, I noted that Amy had pulled the gun out of her purse and aimed it dead-on at Charlene. To borrow one of Amy’s best lines, Christ on toast.

“What’s the debutante doin’ with a gun?” Charlene said, looking over at me like I was Amy’s parole officer. It was an excellent question. I shrugged.

Then Charlene got a shitty grin on her face. “You think you’re real hardasses, don’t you? Well, let’s just hope you’re tough enough to handle what you’re stirrin’ up.”

“Cut the crap and spill it,” Amy said. Not bad for a debutante. I was impressed.

“You’re only half right,” Charlene said. She quickly downed another shot of Jack Daniels and swallowed hard. It looked like we’d succeeded in rattling her cage a bit. Amy’s gun, no doubt, helped speed things along. “Rick Rod didn’t kill anybody.”

“I knew it!” Amy said.

“But neither did I,” said Charlene. “And neither did Mike.”

“Then who did?” I said.

Charlene shook her head. She lit up a smoke. “Don’t know.”

She was lying, but I wasn’t sure about which part.

“Bullshit. But let’s change the subject for a minute. Just what were you and Officer Mike doing out behind WFOG last night?”

“Yeah,” Amy said, holding the gun steady, “what’s so damned interesting out there in that field?”

There was more dead air. Charlene seemed to be weighing her options. Then she said, “Tell you what. When I get off tonight, I’ll show you. How about that? Then maybe you can figure out who the real killer is.”

“That’s a terrific idea,” I said. “Isn’t that terrific, Amy?”

“A super idea,” Amy said.

“Meet me at the old outbuilding at the bottom of the hill on Cemetery Road. Midnight,” Charlene said.

“Midnight’s good,” I said.

“Let’s synchronize watches,” Amy said.

“She’s kidding, right?” Charlene said.

“Of course she’s kidding.” I knew she wasn’t, but I covered for her any way. “Now I’ll tell you what, Charlene. You’d better come alone, and you’d better not be late or we’re going straight to the police chief with enough questions to keep your ass in the hot seat until your pants catch fire. Got it?”

Charlene reluctantly nodded. “Got it.”