Q: What country do cows love to visit?

A: Moo Zealand!

Q: In what country is it obvious that you left?

A: Uganda.

Ireland’s capital is the fastest growing city. Every year it’s Dublin.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: What did Delaware?

A: Her New Jersey.

“Dad, how do you feel about going on a holiday cruise?”

“Great, we can start at Christmas Island and go to Easter Island.”

I’ve heard Prague is cool. You should Czech it out.

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

A: Because she can’t sit down!

Q: Where do hamsters come from?

A: Hamsterdam.

Q: What do you call the place where parrots make films?

A: Pollywood!

Sweden doesn’t export its cattle because it wants to keep its Stockholm.

Q: What birds are found in Portugal?

A: Portugeese!

Q: In what city will you find the most cows?

A: Moo York!

I went to a travel agency last week to get some help planning my next vacation. I had been speaking to an agent for a while about what I would like to do on my trip, but there are so many great destinations in the world that I was having trouble deciding which place I wanted to visit.

“Well, that’s easy,” the agent told me. “You want to spend some time outdoors, and it would be beautiful in Oslo this time of year. Why don’t you think about going there?”

I replied, “Oh no. I have heard Oslo is a particularly dangerous city. There’s Norway I’d ever go.”

Q: What is the biggest pan in the world?

A: Japan.

Q: Which is smarter, longitude or latitude?

A: Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

Florida is a really easy place to move to because it has a lot of keys.

Q: Where do burgers go on vacation?

A: The Swiss Alps or the Cheeseapeake Valley!

Q: What state does the most laundry?

A: Washington.

Q: What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

A: Eskimoos!

You never see penguins in Great Britain because they’re afraid of Wales.

Q: What did Tennessee?

A: The same thing Arkansas.

Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?

A: Explanation.

My friends and I could not agree on a vacation together this year, so we decided to take solo trips to different parts of the world.

I didn’t expect my roommate would like Cuba, but it turns out she’s Havana great time.

Another friend of mine liked Stockholm but was having trouble sleeping, so I wished him Swede dreams.

My third friend decided to tour Croatia. He said the sights were beautiful, but his hotel was Hvar from satisfactory.

And I think I’ve fallen in love with a girl in South Korea. She may be my Seoul mate.

Q: What city cheats during exams?

A: Peking.

Q: What is the best part about living in Switzerland?

A: I’m not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

You could say German cities with a lot of people are krauted.

Q: Why did Eve want to move to New York?

A: She fell for the Big Apple!

Q: How was Rome split in two?

A: With a pair of Caesars!