| LIST 49 | 12 Unorthodox Sex Practices |
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Autopederasty
The unlikely act in which a man inserts his partially hard penis into his own anus. Obviously, it's a trick that a very small percentage of men can achieve, but it is for real. The porn video appropriately titled Go Fuck Yourself is devoted to the act, and the Latino guy on the cover shows how it's done.
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Axillism
Once you've exhausted the potential of your partner's mouth, vagina, and/or anus, it's time to look for new possibilities. In axillism, the virgin territory being invaded by the penis is the armpit. One famous axilliphile was Dada/Surrealist photographer Man Ray, who, when asked his favorite parts of a woman, replied: “The breasts and armpits.”
3
Bestiality
Sure, we've heard about donkey shows in Tijuana and the rumor of gerbils in tailpipes, but things get a whole lot weirder than even that. In his 1894 book Medical Jurisprudence, German lawyer G. Herzog reports: “She would lie down on a sofa and separating her thighs would smear honey on and in the vulva. The flies thus attracted by the honey would tickle her until her sexual appetite was appeased.” Elsewhere in his book, while commenting on guys committing bestiality, Herzog wrote: “In male animals the rectum is generally used, although in one reported case a man used the nostrils of a horse.”
4
Cannibal fantasies
The sexually charged phrase “eat me” becomes almost literal with the kinksters into cannibal fantasies. They thrill to the thought of truly eating another person or, conversely, being eaten. On the Deviant Desires website—based on the book of the same title—Katharine Gates explains that some people bring these fantasies to life in consensual roleplaying. One of her friends “painted the woman's nude body with dotted lines to represent cuts of meat.” She continues:
One very tasteful (heh, heh) website, Muki's Kitchen [www.mukiskitchen.com], features photographs of lovely female models trussed up in pans filled with vegetables, and stuffed in their mouths, vaginas and assholes with flavorful treats like apples, bananas and carrots. Thus, erotic feeding, messy fun, bondage, gags and vaginal or anal penetration may be incorporated into the sexual scenario.
5
Docking
Involves two men, at least one of whom must be uncircumcised. With penises facing each other, the foreskin of the uncut guy is pulled over the cockhead—and part of the shaft, if it's really stretchy foreskin—of the other guy. One of the partners grabs the foreskin and uses it to stroke both dicks. On a Web message board, a “docker” shares his experiences: “I've been with a couple of guys with skin loose enough. Feels great. Cock head to cock head, inside his warm moist cover. One of the guys was loose, but not excessively. I could stroke and stretch his skin about 3” or so, or about 1/2 my cock. Felt all warm and ‘comfy’ inside there.”
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Erotic vomiting
Certainly it's hard to imagine two words that seem to belong together less than “erotic” and “vomiting.” It might be the ultimate oxymoron. But vomiting and coming aren't as far apart as you may think. Both are reflex actions caused by a stimulus. Both trigger the release of hormones and neurotransmitters that make you feel warm and relaxed afterward. And in the case of male orgasm, at least, both result in fluid forced through a canal and out of a bodily opening. The main difference—and it's a big one—is that most people experience the act of vomiting as extremely unpleasant. Psychiatrist/sexologist Robert J. Stoller was the first to reveal the existence of erotic vomiting in medical literature. In a brief article, he describes the cases of three women.
One of the women doesn't herself barf. Instead: “I can reach a sure orgasm by imagining someone vomiting in a hard, humiliating fashion.” The second woman actually experiences orgasm while she's throwing up. The final woman describes her feelings:
Vomiting for me is like sex or an orgasm in that I'm tensed, I feel the rush or intense flood of good feelings almost continually throughout the vomiting and experience relief and quiet warmth in my body when I'm finished. It is not identical to an orgasm. I do not feel it intensely in my genitals alone, but I do feel it there as well as the rest of my body and feel pleasure in my mouth.
Additionally, a small number of people like to be puked upon, a practice known as Roman showers.?
7
Felching
Involves licking, sucking or otherwise orally retrieving semen from a partner's pussy or asshole.
8
Meatotomy
To prepare for meatotomy, men enlarge the opening of their urethras by cutting or tearing. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices informs us: “A few men have such a large opening that they were able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.”
9
Mummification
A total-body form of bondage in which a person is completely wrapped from head to toe in bandages (sometimes overlaid with masking tape), strips of cloth, or—for those who want to feel less helpless—toilet paper.
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Pediophilia
Not to be confused with pedophilia, pediophilia (note the extra “i”) denotes sexual arousal from dolls. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices cites the case of one such man: “He shaved the hair from Barbie doll heads and then swallowed the heads to produce sexual arousal.”
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Ponyplay
A form of bondage and discipline, ponyplay involves a “pony” and a rider. The person in the pony part is typically outfitted with a leather saddle, straps, reins, and blinders, with a bit in the mouth. The other person, perhaps wielding a whip or riding crop, either rides the pony or gets pulled in a cart.
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Pseudonecrophilia
If you like the idea of romancing the dead but you don't like the trouble and risk involved in actually doing it, pseudonecrophilia offers a more acceptable outlet. Just have your lover remain completely still and unresponsive during sex. For added realism, have him or her soak in cold water first. This form of sex reached a mass audience in an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, a show that has introduced middle America to a whole lot of sex practices it probably had been blissfully unaware of. 