| LIST 53 | 23 Strange Genres of Porn Movie |
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Amputees
If this fetish gets your mast up, look out for Stumpfuckers starring Long Jeanne Silver.
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Autofellatio
If your schlong is long enough and the rest of your body is flexible enough, you too can give yourself a blowjob. If you can't, you can still watch those who can. Ron Jeremy's early claim to fame was an act of autofellatio in 1981's Inside Seka. In the scene, the “Marilyn Monroe of porn” will blow everyone but Ron, who opts to service himself.
Videos like Blow Your Own Horn, I Lick It Cuz I Like It, and Because They Can feature guys going down (or is it up?) on themselves. And, yes, some of them swallow.
3
Bald women
Women with shaved pussies are a dime a dozen in porn, but only once in a while do you see women with bald heads. The Q Balls movies may be the only ones of their kind.
4
Cream pie videos
If you can't figure this out from the context, I'll spell it out for you: The latest trend to hit pornoland is the “internal cumshot” craze, as seen in such films as Five Guy Cream Pie, Cream Filled Teens, and Internal Combustion.
5
Enemas
Among the works in this genre are XXXtreme Enemas, Ecstasy Waterworks, and The Enema Bandit Strikes Again.
6
Face-sitting
Also called “queening,” you can get an eyeful of this act in Face-Sitting Fanatics and Clamsucker.
7
Fingering
It may seem like one of the lesser sex acts, but it too is the subject of entire movies, including Pussy Poppers and Finger Friggin’.
8
Hairy women
In films like Hairy Hippy Chicks, Hirsute Harlots, and Dirty Hairy, the women have moustaches, and dense tangles of hair matting their crotches, legs, armpits, and other areas.
9
Little people
Seeing as how there are so few roles for dwarves in legit movies, I guess it's not too surprising that some have turned to the porn industry. A triumvirate of little men star in Snow White and the Three Dwarves, while short women get their moment in Microslut and Bridget the Midget's Gangbang.
10
Masturbation
Who needs more than one person to make a porn movie? Not the stars of Stinkin’ Fingers, Rub the Muff, and All Alone and No One to Bone.
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Menstruating women
Given our culture's aversion to the monthly cycle, On the Rag, Period Pieces, and College Girls: 4th Period rank as some of the most controversial porn films around.
12
Obese women and men
Starring horndogs who weigh hundreds and hundreds of pounds, Chubby Chasers, Bulk Male, and Life in the Fat Lane put lots of skin into skin flicks.
13
Pierced women
Women with more than the usual number of holes are featured in Trendy Pierced Young Things, Pierced Be-atch!, and Pierced, Pun-toured and Perverted.
14
Pissing
Waste not, want not with Watch Me Tinkle, Piss Guzzlers, and Squirt ’Em Cowgirl!.
15
Prego porn
Round bellies and milky breasts are the order of the day in porno featuring pregnant women—Ready to Pop, Labor of Love, The Drop Zone, etc.
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Pubic areas getting shaved
Cream is for shaving in vids like Shave Me Down! and Shaved and Depraved.
17
Senior women
Some complain that our culture links sexual attractiveness exclusively to youth, but that's not always the case. Just ask the senior citizens who star in porn movies like the Mature Women series, Granny Gets Her Cookies, Aged to Perfection, Grandma Does Dallas, Granny Does a Tranny, “Hey, My Grandma Is a Whore!”, and many others. Women in their 60s are common, and porn starlets in their 80s aren't unheard of. More rarely, you'll see some dirty old men, as in Grandpa Gets a Woody.
18
Tattooed women
Pierced girls shouldn't get all the attention. Watch Rude, Screwed and Tattooed and Tattooed Love Girl for women with serious ink on their skin.
19
Twins
Sisters are doing it for themselves and for you, the viewing public. Notable porno terrible twosomes are the Thai Sisters and the London Shaggers.
20
Women wearing only socks
Yes, every fetish has its corresponding movies. The Joy of Socks and G-Strings and Bobby Socks prove it.
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Women who ejaculate
Those who deny the existence of female ejaculation obviously have never seen movies of women who shoot bigger loads than guys. Just look for anything with the word “Squirt” in the title.
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Women who smoke
And not just with their mouths….
23
Women with strap-ons
Judging by the number of websites, photos, and movies available, there are a lot of people who love watching a woman strap on a dildo and nail everyone in sight with her plastic schlong. The two basic subcategories here depend on who's receiving the fem-penis—another woman or a guy (Babes Ballin’ Boys). Some videos—like the Sorority Strap-ons series—go both ways, showing guys and dolls getting humped by women who pack.
Honorable Mentions
Cat fights
Women clawing, scratching, and ripping can be seen in Body Slamming Bitches, P.L.O.W (Punk Ladies of Wrestling), and Mistress Kembra's Island of Hell, all three directed by performance artist Kembra Pfahler of The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black fame.
Nude workouts
Plenty of videos will let you watch buff people in the buff lifting weights, aerobicizing, or doing yoga and tai chi. 