Mise en place (meez en PLASS) comes from restaurant kitchens, where a brigade of helpers spends the day getting everything ready for the dinner rush. It comes from a French phrase meaning “make the new guy do it.”
—Pete Wells
I woke early in spite of my best intentions to sleep in, troubled by the events of the previous evening. Had Toby really heard a gunshot? Or had she ramped herself up so that she panicked and overreacted? Had I?
By the time Connie and Ray had arrived to take me back to the houseboat, I was leaning toward the latter explanation. And the police were definitely headed that way, too, based on the “poor nervous biddy thought she heard a gun” tone in their voices and the matching skepticism in their eyes. Toby’s injuries did not resemble gunshot wounds, the paramedic who cleaned and bandaged her up had reported. They more resembled flesh scraping against the concrete dock, as it definitely had while we flopped around trying to reach the ladder and then climb out of the murky water.
And finally, a second phalanx of cops had searched the vegetation and the outbuildings around Mallory Square, and come up with zero evidence of a sharpshooter. No bullets, no bullet casings, no nothing. Which in the end was the good news we all preferred, even if it was embarrassing to Toby. What kept me awake more than anything was the visceral memory of Toby’s arms, squeezing my neck and head in the cold, brackish water. And how easily my attempt at rescue could have ended with a double drowning.
There would be nothing gained by staying in bed. And Shapiro’s comments yesterday about my plump-as-a-guinea-hen figure kept surfacing through the layers of my cortex, no matter how hard I tried to press them down. Exercising might calm those voices—all of them.
So I pulled on sweatpants and a T-shirt, fed the cats, and set off jogging in a slow chug toward the harbor. I motored up Palm and around the curve to Eaton and then over to the historic seaport harbor, thinking that once again, I would reward myself with a large café con leche on the way home.
A fog had settled in over the harbor, snugged up so tightly to the water that I could only make out a faint thicket of masts. But the clanking of rigging against wood and metal sounded an atonal cacophony, louder than I remembered hearing in sunny weather. Underneath all that, I heard the noises of hose beating against metal. My acquaintance Derek from the other day must be washing down the deck of the big Sebago catamaran—in case the weather cleared. Conditions could change on a dime on this island and the tourists would be clamoring for the sails to be set and the party to begin.
“Good morning!” I hollered once Derek’s wiry frame and yellowing beard emerged through the mist. Then I noticed Turtle, the homeless man I’d seen fighting with Derek the other morning, was lounging against the hull, pointing out spots that hadn’t been hit by the hose.
“Someday maybe you’ll get your own damn job instead of standing around bothering me,” Derek groused in return. Turtle spun around, swirling his cape like Dracula and growling like an angry bear.
It occurred to me again that the cape looked exactly like the one I’d glimpsed on Rizzoli the other night, as he dangled from the mast. No way it could be the same—that garment would be buried deep in the stacks of police evidence. But would these guys have heard news about the murder? Something more than what the detective had been willing to tell me? They appeared to spend a lot of time here—maybe they’d even been lurking in the shadows as Rizzoli was strung up.
“Turtle,” I said, diving into the conversation without grace. “Where’d you get the cool cloak?” I imitated his swishing movements with the hem of my T-shirt.
“Fantasy Fest last October,” he said, flashing a big snaggletoothed grin. “Damn tourists get so damn drunk they leave all kinds of good stuff right alongside the road.”
“Terrible thing about the murder the other day,” I said, trying to sound open-ended and conversational without coming off as shallow. “Wasn’t Mr. Rizzoli wearing a cape like yours?”
Turtle slitted his eyes with suspicion.
“Nothing unusual about that. Anyone with a few bucks could pick one up at the pirate shop on Simonton Street,” said Derek, bristling a little and sidling closer to Turtle. Making it clear that while they might have been fighting to the death the other day, I was still the outsider—a recent transplant from the northeast who had money and relatives and options. Who didn’t have to worry about supper and a place to sleep in the visceral way that Turtle did.
“I didn’t mean to suggest you had anything to do with it,” I said. “Sorry if it came out that way.”
“It was ugly, that hanging,” Derek said finally, and Turtle nodded in agreement.
“Were you guys here before it happened?” Even if they’d seen the whole thing, I doubted they’d admit it. Not to me.
“I was in bed by nine,” said Derek, waving toward a beat-up apartment building a couple blocks east of the harbor.
“My digs ain’t quite as fancy as his,” Turtle said.
“He likes the old Waterfront Market’s Dumpster,” Derek added, snickering. He pinched his nose. “He sleeps better surrounded by eau de garbage.”
Turtle pointed an imaginary gun at him and pulled the invisible trigger. “I heard an awful ruckus,” Turtle told me with a big guffaw of laughter, “loud enough to wake the dead. Or even those of us not dead, only slightly pickled.”
“There had to be half a dozen police cars, and every one with its damn siren blasting,” said Derek. “Usually I would roll over and go back to sleep, but I could tell this was something big.”
“And besides the fuzz, they called in the Navy scuba guys. Those dudes were in the water for hours. Glub, glub, glub, glub.” Turtle chortled.
“How long did it take the cops to get him down?” I’d seen that part myself, but I wanted to hear about their experience.
“Cutting him down wasn’t the problem,” said Derek. “But they had to wait a damn lifetime for the photographer.”
“Hey, show her the picture you got,” said Turtle.
“She don’t want to see that,” Derek said with a scowl. But at the same time, he hitched up his faded blue jeans and pulled a smartphone out of his back pocket. With a few quick jabs of his finger, he found the photo in question and passed the phone to me.
The scene was worse than I even remembered. Sam Rizzoli had been laid out on the decking, the black cape spread out underneath him. The yellow wig was askew, revealing a fringe of thick, black curls. A rope was still tied around his neck. Even now, knowing exactly who it was, I could barely recognize his face under the makeup caking his swollen skin. No surprise that I hadn’t been able to work out his identity when I’d seen him from a distance the other night.
“Killer would have to be some strong sonofabitch to haul him up that line,” said Turtle.
“Those boats have electric winches, you moron,” said Derek. “All you have to do is wind a rope around the poor bastard’s neck and then press a button.”
“Yeah, but you’d have to know what button to mash,” Turtle said, adding a shrill cackle of laughter. “And how about wrestling him onto the boat deck to begin with?”
“Why do you suppose he was dressed that way?” I asked, handing the phone back to Derek.
“It’s Key West, man,” said Turtle.
“Yeah, but it’s not Fantasy Fest or New Year’s Eve,” I said.
“That man liked to party,” said Derek. “Ask any of the regulars at his bar.” Then he squirted the deck near Turtle’s feet with the hose, causing him to yelp and hop out of range. “I gotta get my work done here, fellas. You all go yak somewheres else.”
I trotted off in search of my Cuban coffee, unable to get the hideous photograph out of my mind. Why was Rizzoli dressed in those clothes? What was up with the makeup and wig? Once I had my con leche in hand, I walked two blocks south to see if the pirate store might be open. If I was lucky, I could kill two birds with one stone: take some photos of the wedding garb for Connie, and talk to the staff about what I’d seen at the harbor. It was still none of my business, but the question nagged me. What if Toby was right? What if the contest was related to the murder?
A deeply tanned man with a shirt so tight I could see his washboard abs through the fabric unlocked the door to the shop as I arrived. I followed him inside, mesmerized by his bushy head of dreadlocks. My fingers twitched for scissors.
“We’re not open yet,” he said, looking pointedly at his watch. “I came in early to do some paperwork.”
“I’ll make it quick.” I flashed a friendly grin. “My girlfriend’s fiancé is interested in a pirate-themed wedding,” I told him. “I told her I’d stop by and get some information.”
He rustled through the shelves under the counter by the cash register and brought out a brochure listing options and packages.
“Usually the bride and groom wear pirate costumes, and they exchange vows in pirate lingo. The guests come dressed as scallywag crew members.” He hooted out: “Ho, ho, ho…”
“No offense meant to your business, but why? Why would someone want a pirate wedding?”
“Often these are second marriages, or third.” He grimaced and brushed a thick, snarled lock over his shoulder. “They want something different, something fun that reflects our island humor. Gallows humor, that’s what’s needed when you didn’t get the memo after your first divorce. Or second.”
I scribbled a few furious notes, hopeful that these details would deter Connie’s boyfriend. Then I wandered around the shop snapping photos. A lace gown with a lace-up corset on top and a long train, a short red skirt with a black beaded top…Was that meant to be worn by the maid of honor? Then I noticed an outfit hanging on the far wall for the groom—a V-necked shirt, bloomer pants, boots, and a cloak similar to the one Rizzoli had worn.
I returned to the counter. “Thanks so much for your help. I think I’ve gotten what I needed—at least a start.” How to segue into Rizzoli’s costume? I couldn’t think of an easy way so I blundered forward. “The cloak on the back wall…isn’t that what the man who was murdered the other night was wearing?”
“Was he?” The man stared for a minute, his mouth set in an unfriendly line. “You can get a cape like that anywhere.”
“I didn’t mean your store was involved in any way,” I said quickly. “It was so awful—I’m having trouble getting that image out of my mind. And it came back when I saw that costume.”
“It was gruesome,” he said, wagging his head somberly. “One of my customers told me the dead man’s hands were tied in front. That’s how they took care of criminals in the old days—hung the ones convicted of piracy and murder and then displayed their corpses to deter other miscreants from a life of crime. Though obviously Sam Rizzoli wasn’t convicted of anything—except in the mind of his killer.”
“So you knew him?”
“By reputation,” he said. “Rizzoli first, Key West second. Even his own wife didn’t like him much.”
The clerk’s phone rang. He answered, then pointed at the phone and shook his head. So I waved my thanks and headed home.
This information fit in with Bransford’s theories about why Rizzoli was killed: Someone believed he was selling out the town to benefit his own businesses and chose to punish him for it. Which seemed like the simplest explanation, though awfully convenient and generic. Wouldn’t committing a murder like this one take something more personal?
My phone began to buzz as I came aboard the houseboat and my mother’s number flashed on the screen. “Hi, Mom,” I said. “You’re up early.”
“It’s almost nine thirty,” she said. “I’ve been up for hours. You sound a little stuffy. Are your allergies kicking up? Sometimes it can be hard to get used to the vegetation in a new geography. Especially in the change of season.”
“I’m fine,” I said. Which was not true: Hearing her concerned voice made me realize I was more upset about the photograph I’d seen at the harbor than I’d let myself know. But I didn’t want to discuss it with her or anyone, really. Seeing Rizzoli’s tortured face was a nightmare I didn’t want to share. Describing it would only burn it further into my brain. Not to mention worrying her sick.
“I went for a run and then to do an errand for Connie’s wedding. Ray’s come up with the silly idea of a pirate theme so Connie assigned me the job of figuring a way to talk him out of it.”
“That shouldn’t be hard.” Mom laughed. “Sounds like he’s just a little anxious about the wedding. Men get that way when they get close to the noose.”
“The noose?”
“Oh heavens, on our wedding day, your father wondered whether we couldn’t just be friends instead of getting married.” She snorted with more laughter. “But Ray loves her so much. He’ll get over it. How’s the TV show?”
“Kinda crazy,” I said. “As you’d expect. I have to get showered and dressed for today’s taping.” I needed to get off the phone before I spilled the beans about the near-drowning or the hanged man. Next thing I knew, she’d be threatening to fly down and act as my personal bodyguard.
I took a quick shower, swallowed a small helping of Special K, and dressed in an all-black outfit. The heck with the yellow Key Zest shirt today. Black matched my mood completely.