expiriese girl wanted

—from a sign in a New York City window, 20th Street between 9th and 10th Avenues

1)

whatchu gonna do

wid all them

ho-mo-ny grits, gal

donchu know

up north

niggahs

don’ eat no fried grits

we eat blueberry

pan . . . cakes

like at the pan cake house

there is some fools

think they african eatin rice & shit

but they don’t bothah nobody

naw they don’ mean a thing

2)

pass the salt, please there honey

i wanta put some salt

on these eggs ’n grits

hey girl

where’s my check

cantchu move no fastern that

come up heah ’n forget how to act

if i waz a white man

sheeeeit  if i waz a white man

i betchu wd jump

cross that counter

wantin to gimme

some of that there

bushy pussy

huh, gal

3)

i seen ya wid that dude

BLAM BLAM   baaaang

OOOOOOOO oooooooh

i say i seen ya

tits pushed halfway down his throat

BLAM BLAM BLAM

OOOOOO oooo oh honey

i aint gonna tell you again

BLAM BLAM

ya cant sell what aint yours ’n

BLAM BLAM

everything you got

BLAMMMMM BLAM bang bang BLAMMMMMMMmmmm

HOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh

everything you got/ girl/ is mine

BLAM BLAM  ya understand

sit down ’n shut up

4)

i’m tellin ya

that niggah’s got some nerve

bringin that bitch up heah  in my house

she aint nothin but a

big ol hole wit painted fingernails

i know she cant get him off

like i can/ i know just what to do wit that stuff

girl/ i know that man

’sides

aint nobody’s cunt golden

5)

yeah, mama

i like new york fine

yeah, mama

i gotta real nice job

uh huh, in a restaurant

real nice folks come there

uh huh i get good tips

everybody’s been treatin me real nice

& i’ma send for you ’n daddy

soon as i get to know my way roun’

’n get usedta

usedta . . . . .

From nappy edges