I’d like to think that the new Jocelyn Bandry owes something to me and the Dark Phase. I mean, it’s possible, isn’t it? She saw me struggling to live deeply and meaningfully and she was inspired. She looked at her own life and she saw its shallowness and triviality, and she was finally ready to face the pain and remake herself. The Dark Phase has DEFINITELY affected Disha. I have always known that I will never have a better friend than Disha Paski – not if I live to be a MILLION (though, really, who would want to?) – but now she has surpassed herself. How? I hear you ask. And this is how. To stop my torment Disha took direct action. She just came right out and asked Calum if Elvin was interested in me or not. Calum said or not. Disha said she was wondering because Elvin had sort of made a play for me, and Calum said, “Oh, that.” D wanted to know oh what. Turns out Elvin was hoping that if he got friendly with me he could get Justin to help him with his film. My only consolation is that Elvin’s stupid film is also the reason he was cooing round Catriona. Because of her father. He was hoping he could get it on telly. I’m DEVASTATED! Mine is a trusting nature. I can’t believe someone could be so duplicitous. Disha says well, live and learn – that’s what life’s all about, isn’t it? (She really has MATURED!!!)