I asked Mr Belakis, my art teacher, why there aren’t any Great Women Artists and he said what about Frida Kahlo, to name but one. Then he told me to read some book by Germaine Greer. Found Germaine in my diary. Apparently there are HORDES of Great Women Artists, but no one ever tells you about them. Then I found Frida in my diary. Apparently she had one eyebrow, a moustache and slept with TONS of people of BOTH sexes. No wonder no one ever talks about her.
Had to soak my feet when I got home because of the blisters. Despite the pain I was in, the Mad Cow threw a MAJOR wobbly because I used the stewpot (it was the largest thing I could find). She said why didn’t I use the mop bucket? I didn’t know we had a mop bucket, but even if I had I wouldn’t have put my feet in it. (After she’s used it to wash the floors?) Disha says I can probably stretch them (the boots, not my feet).
I mentioned Frida Kahlo to Sappho, so she’ll know I’m finally using something she gave me. Sappho said Frida’s husband (who was also a famous artist) had a moustache and slept with TONS of people too so what was the big deal?