THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! You want to know how TOTALLY INSANE the Mad Cow’s getting? Now she’s going through the rubbish. REALLY!!! I asked her if she’s planning to become a bag lady when she finally retires from making my life hell, and she said she was actually thinking of joining MI5. She said she was looking for evidence of Sigmund still being a closet nicotine addict. You’d think she’d remember from last time that he always sneaks the rubbish from the Bunker into someone else’s bin so we can’t accidentally find his butts. Anyway, she went through the rubbish and she found the boots. She went BALLISTIC! I mean, they’re only BOOTS. They can be replaced. If you ask me, she’s way too materialistic. She should try nurturing her spiritual side a bit more.