HOT NEWSFLASH!!! Sara Dancer DID IT!!! She went to a party on Saturday and made it with some bloke from New Zealand. I said she’d been keeping pretty quiet about it, and Sara said that even though she definitely felt LIKE A WOMAN now there really wasn’t that much to talk about. She said she’d had a few beers and didn’t remember it all that well. I said I hoped she remembered using a condom and she said no. She said as a topic of conversation condoms hadn’t exactly come up. (Just the penis did!!!)