Hank knew all about Louie’s Bar on South Road.
“It’s a dump,” he stressed, “a real hellhole. Guys from the college hit it, usually when they’re already drunk and feeling daring. You know, wet T-shirt contests, spring-break stupors. St. Paddy’s Day green beer. Jello shots. That kind of stuff.”
“You’ve been there?”
“Once.”
“And?”
“I didn’t look American enough to survive.”
“I’m going there tonight.”
“And I’m right by your side.”
“You sure?”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
“I don’t know…”
“Hey, I’ve been there. You haven’t. Who’s the babe in the woods here?”
Hank insisted that underage college kids with phony IDs savored its seediness and its reputation for fistfights. The college kids assumed its tawdriness was calculated and cultivated. What they didn’t realize—those errant kids who found themselves sitting in a dean’s office with Mommy and Daddy flying in from Philadelphia or Atlanta—was that the place was a sewer, a real-life pit stop for hard drinkers. Mostly fringe people, ranging from lonely soggy sots who wandered in from the town’s rural farm lanes, to the nervous druggies buying crack or weed in the dirt parking lot, to the young farm girls flirting with the welfare prostitution that would ultimately swallow them up on needle-strewn Hartford streets.
Louie’s was Farmington’s only real hellhole, tucked into sheltering trees far removed from the upper-crust sensibility of the Cotton Mather-seal-of-approval town center. Miss Porter’s was symbolically light years away. It was a dirt-bag bar where Harley hogs lined up in front of the barn-red clapboard exterior.
“It sucks” was Hank’s rhapsodic description of the place.
I couldn’t wait to get there. Marta in such a wonderland? Hank warned me about what he called the tacit dress code—no slacks and loafers, no J.Crew sweater, no…
“Well, you get the idea,” Hank said. “Your usual look.”
But no one at Louie’s cared, I discovered. It was too early, it was a slow weeknight and a workday, to boot, and only five or six mummified barflies drooped over the bar. Nobody even looked up at us.
“Maybe we should have come later.” Hank sounded disappointed.
“Why? You looking for a date?” I asked. “Or a fight?”
The bartender was eyeing us, but then I saw him smile. With good reason—it turned out he was a former student from one of my night classes on Criminal Procedure, a part-time fireman with hopes of becoming a policeman. But his lack of serious motivation caused him to leave after one unsuccessful semester. Actually he left in the middle of a mid-term exam. That was how I remembered him. His phone went off loudly—appropriately, I thought—and he bellowed that there was a fire somewhere, startling everyone, and he was gone. He never returned to class. So here he was.
“Hello, Jamie,” I began, stumbling on his name.
“Jonah,” he corrected me. “Jonah Rivera.”
“How Biblical,” Hank muttered, and Jonah obviously heard him because the grin disappeared.
“You work here?” I said, displaying my usual acute insight.
He looked over his shoulder. “Yeah, that’s why I’m behind the bar.” But he was smiling again, and he shook my hand vigorously. “Good to see you, Professor.”
He was a skinny hayseed, a milk-fed farm boy, lots of moist fiery acne on his impressive high cheekbones. His small eyes looked watery and dim, as if he were watching me through a fog. He treated us to our first drink. He was happy to see me. He repeated that over and over. Happy, happy. “Your class was cool.”
“You’re not coming back to the college?”
He shook his head. “Naw. I’m gonna be a fireman full time ’cause I’m getting married. No time for classes. This here”—he pointed around the barroom—“is real good spare change.”
“I’ve never been here before.”
“No surprise,” he whispered. “Not exactly the Farmington Country Club. If you get my drift.”
Hank and I sat at a rough-hewn table near the bar, and Hank, delighted as could be, leaned back, hands behind his head, and grinned at the ceiling. He was having a good time.
Jonah nodded at Hank. “Prof here is a good guy.”
“Of course,” Hank answered. “He’s my friend.”
Jonah looked perplexed. “Why did you two come here?” A grin. “Of all places.”
“Well,” I began, “I’m working on a case and I thought you—actually someone at this bar—might help me.”
Jonah lit up, a trace of pink rising in the high cheeks, his eyes becoming less watery, more focused, pinpoints of pupil, hard as steel. “Wow.” He breathed in. “Man. Cool.”
I didn’t know how cool it was, but I knew he’d be receptive to my questioning. He scooted from behind the bar, glancing for just a second at the barflies at the far end, and pulled up a chair. A spindly woman, eyes hidden behind owl eyeglasses, screamed for a drink, but Jonah ignored her. She shut up.
I took a sip from my Bud. “Marta Kowalski.” And waited. Nothing. “She used to come in here—at least now and then. Or so we’ve heard. How long have you worked here?”
“A long time. Last year—over a year. Marta who?” His brow furrowed as he tilted his head.
I described her, but he interrupted me. “I always heard her name was Martha.”
Hank jumped in, excited. “You knew her?”
“Sure, not really a regular. Once a month maybe, maybe more, maybe less. Actually less. Sometimes with this other old bat with too much makeup. They were a pair.”
“I’m looking into her death. She killed herself.”
Jonah tried to look grief-stricken, but it didn’t work. I decided not to mention the possibility of murder. I didn’t want him to experience a forensic orgasm.
“She didn’t come that much, but when she did she made herself a presence, let me tell you.”
“How so?”
He tapped the table with his index finger. “At first she’d be quiet, sitting at one of the tables against the wall, sipping some dumb lady drink, and you’d think she was in the wrong place. Always on a Saturday when it was packed with”—again he lowered his voice—“the usual lowlifes. But after four or five belts, she’d order straight vodkas, and then the voice got louder, she and the other bat, and their bodies start to shake and sometimes they even danced around like hotsy-totsy girls on TV or something.” He grinned. “A sight and a half. Takes a lot to create a scene in this place—to make someone notice you—but they could do it. I’ll tell you she was harmless. Let an old sleaze try to pick her up or say something sexy to her, and she’d haul off and slug him. Or, once, start to cry even. ‘I’m a lady,’ she’d scream.”
“But she came here.” Hank sounded baffled.
“Hey,” he shrugged his bony shoulders, “it’s a local bar. Ain’t a crime, you know. We got a license. Maybe she lived in the neighborhood.”
And suddenly I realized she actually did—three or four streets over in Unionville, so the place was really local for her, a gin mill round the corner from her house. It was probably the closest bar to her home.
“You ever see her with anybody besides that woman?”
“Nope. Most times by herself, in fact.” He whistled, as though the news just arrived. “So she offed herself. Didn’t seem the type.”
“Why?”
“She was such a good Catholic.”
Now that surprised me. “You picked that up from her behavior here?”
He laughed. “Yeah, I did. She never really talked me up, you know—just one time when I was rude or something, and then she hollered at me. After that she ignored me. Pushed up her shoulders as she strolled by. Like I’m gonna be a wreck because a grandma ain’t taken with me. But sometimes when she got drunk—and she always did, sooner or later—she’d get this rigid look, jaw thrust out, eyes set, and she’d survey the room looking for lapses in moral conduct. And let me tell you, this place on Saturday is wall-to-wall moral lapse.”
“Like what?”
“Like she’d see some mixed-race couple, like black and white, and she’d yell at them. Sometimes she’d get on this real Catholic kick—about the Virgin Mary loving her and us and living in all of us—Amen!—and she’d kiss this cross she wore around her neck. Not the best floor show for a bad-boy bar. ‘Tomorrow is Sunday and you and I will all go to Mass.’ That kind of thing. After a while people ignored her.”
“So she was a racist?” Hank asked.
“She was everything. One time she accused some young guy of being a faggot and lit into him. ‘You queers will burn in hell.’ That sort of thing. He ran the hell outta here, followed—would you believe—by the guy’s crying girlfriend, and we had to ask her to leave because she kept going on and on about queers.”
He returned to the bar and brought back a couple of beers.
“She ever pick up anybody?”
He smirked. “I told you—she was a virtuous lady.”
“So she never left with anyone?”
He looked around. “Like I said, man, would the Virgin Mary do a one-night stand?”
***
Back at my apartment I leafed through a folder Gracie had slipped under the door. She always spelled my name wrong: Rik van Lam, from Gracie. Info you asked for. Inside was a pamphlet I’d asked her to pick up at Mass on Sunday, a brochure disseminated by the Brown Bonnets. It was similar to the one I’d found at Marta’s home, a poorly printed rag, cheap tabloid paper and bleeding, smudged ink. Not exactly state-of-the-art desktop publication, it looked like some old PTA mimeographed bulletin. But I’d seen this sort of strident rag before—leaflets in Oklahoma City protesting the Vietnamese refugees there, anti-black propaganda on street corners. Down with ’Ricans. It grew out of the same world of frightened farm boys in their battered pickups who checked their gun-racks before the KKK rally in a dying Connecticut mill town.
“What do you know about the Brown Bonnets?” I asked Hank, waving the pamphlet at him.
“Well, we discussed them in my Social Problems class. One of the students did a research project for the class. They protested an exhibit at the Athenaeum—I mean, Jesus on the cross submerged in urine, I guess that’s art I don’t understand. You had to walk past their signs and their jeers to get in.” He smiled innocently.
“Big group?”
“Bunch of tired old ladies. Only in Connecticut. Even the Catholic Church steers clear of them. Too fruitcake. They scare the parish priests. They publish this ad in the Hartford Courant each Saturday—a verbatim conversation with the Virgin Mary. Word for word. The Virgin appears in some tree in Albany or some place like that. Upstate New York.”
I slipped off my shoes, put my feet on the coffee table. I’d seen their ads and was always mildly amused by them. But I never read them closely.
“What does the Virgin Mary have to say?”
“She makes a lot of grammatical errors, I hate to say. In need of a refresher course.”
“New York accent?”
He smiled. “No accent that’s detectable.”
“What’s her story?”
“She’s on gays this week, last week abortion. ‘Don’t rip.’ That’s one of her favorite lines. She does have a way with words. Good image, no?”
“Hank, you sound like a faithful reader.”
“Not really. After the class presentation, I found myself paying attention. They scare me.”
The pamphlet I showed him was crammed with tightly printed columns of unabashed encomia to the Virgin—personal prayers of thanksgiving interspersed with pure unChristian venom against patsy liberal Democrats, the satanic pro-choice movement, and some local bogeymen whose names meant nothing to me. One article wept about the possibility of altar girls—“The ruination the church.” Another told how, in China, baby-girl fetuses were bottled and sold for soup. I stopped reading. I didn’t need another nightmare.
“I don’t know if Marta was a member, but she had an interest in them.”
“I’m not surprised.”
“The pamphlet says they number in the hundreds.”
“Probably twenty-five hysterical women. That’s what the professor said when we discussed them.”
I tossed the pamphlet on the table.
“But I got a problem here—no, a question,” I told him. I yawned, ready for bed. “It’s been coming up in lots of my interviews. Something that keeps coming back at me. If she was such a good Catholic, devout and observant, would she kill herself? Suicide is a mortal sin in the Church. Marta would not willingly condemn her soul to eternal damnation.”
“You kill yourself when this place is no longer beautiful and that place—death—is.” Hank looked very solemn.
“But we know that Marta was never a weak woman. You don’t walk into Louie’s by your lonesome and take swipes at biracial couples or suspected sissies. The woman had mettle.”
Hank stood up. “I’m tired.” He grabbed his coat. “You settle this yourself. Good night, Rick.”
I followed him to the door. “And that mettle wouldn’t let her kill herself—drunk or not. The Virgin Mary, looking down from that tree in Albany or wherever, would frown her into submission.”
He tapped me on the shoulder. “Tomorrow.”
“But what have we concluded?”
Hank flicked a finger at me. “Seems to me we just concluded that she was murdered.”